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I guess the message provides some form of stress relief and it becomes a positive thing? lol

Wait wut???

Lol I can't tell if you're trolling at this point. Maybe its your avi. I hope you're kidding.

someones been a naughty naughty guurrllll

Judging by your past posting, I would say my GF is already more mature than you.

lol thanks. She usually gets all my jokes so Im pretty sure she will appreciate the gesture. I just think about her allll the time.

So you DID lie? hmmm interesting...

What with the internet, kids grow really fast these days. By 18 they are already more mature than you.

I honestly don't understand the logic behind this perceived boast. Like what exactly are you bragging about right now, I don't get it? Its bemuses me how much empirical confidence people derive from the last source who would ever have any motive to tell you the truth about yourself lol lol.

That feeling when people try to insult you by comparing you to the main character in one of the most revolutionary movies of the last decade by a work of one of the most influential authors of our time. BTW me and my GF watched American Psycho the other day and she totally loved it. I think its a hilariously misguided…

A lot of women older than 22 really do make me feel they don't realize that reality based on how cocky they talk. Like its my this, my that, I want it like this, I choose to do that... checks profile. She's 28. Reminder: Men peak from 19-35. Women peak from 15-22. Thats a 7 year window vs a 16 year window. Stop talking…

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A random headshot of me included amongst the gifts could work actually. Like "oh hey theres this too..."

I guess maybe you don't get the joke? How is it a waste of money if its a symbolic gesture of how much I love her?

brb climbing a mountain instead of the grocery store...

Or Hershies Kissess!!

What about a random snickers bar too?

Yes the large floaty design ballons will round out the package

Exactly, its like you spent 80 dollars on that joke. Its kind of like how girls always say they want thoughtful gifts. Its ironic because its a dual layer joke. One one hand its cliche, on the other it was clearly a sign of caring and a well thought out thing exclusively for the love of one person. Its quite romantic don't…

Yeah she's only 18 so I want to make a good impression on like a really traditional level of hitting all the basics. Who knows if she got flowers and chocolates before so I want to make it a special Valentines Day she can remember. I love her.

Allegorically the humor is similar to that one time when I went on a double date to the movies with a girl and after we parked I was like "ill catch up with you guys in a sec" and I put on like 15 sprays of cologne and then we went to the movies and supposedly I was like the affable dopey overly trying to impress her but…

Great point about the filler flowers. Actually I could swing both. The roses just for the "thats what you're supposed to give on V-day right?" factor and then a few bouquets of fresh flowers to add bulk to the whole thing lmao. awesome.

ummmm do you get my joke though? Get it? Its like a caricature of V-Day gifts. The more cliche my arsenal the more funny it will be. Then later on the phone with her friends she's like "OMG guess what my boyfriend did for Valentines day loool" Also we are not married, money is not a factor.

So making a woman laugh is not a good thing?

Ohh great idea for the cluttered look. I will test that out and see how aesthetic it looks. Maybe bright red notes will work!

OOOh whats an example of an edible arrangement? that sounds nice..

hmmm only 24$ but also 24$ shipping. I like the concept a lot tho. Would be nice to have in the bundle. Maybe if I can find it in a candy store locally.

Yeah :) I love to make her laugh and smile :)

Whats that? EDIT: ooh those gold chocolate coins... thats a really good cliche one actually. Thats what Im talking about.

That's absurd. The best choices are made using sound reasoning and critical thinking skills.