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Happy Vday :)

Ok fitmom ;) lol jk first thing that jumped to mind

In b4 "get her some dumb S&*t from CVS" video...

Lots of compliments daily, but the best were always the ones that involved "you are the cutest guy I have ever seen in my life" or something along the lines of that. Like they are that shocked that they never seen someone that attractive before in person IRL.

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I would say to really emphasize that it bothers you when he does it. Make it clear how much anxiety it gives you. Make him feel like a tard for a second. But this takes a certain amount of "influence" and if you're not a natural sales person you might not be able to sell him on it. I would just freak out like 'WHAT IS…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjgtLSHhTPg

No, explain to me what the problem with that is please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s

Yeah but I don't understand how two stages is a problem. I just don't understand how you don't realize the compatibility factor? You still don't give any reason why two people should be the same age? Have you ever seen that movie Aladdin?

Ok calm down I bolded it. You caught me. No but seriously. You still don't explain why it shouldn't be me? You say she doesn't need me. Yet you have no idea anything about her. How can you make such a blanket conclusion?

Also I didn't realize there were "sexual levels" What level are you at btw?

Explain your reasoning behind the bolded. Or why it matters in the vastness of the Universe.

Please don't try to make fun of me in other threads anymore because from now I will always be able to reference back to this.

Woah woah woah... Am I sensing ageism here? Which the hypocrisy I find ridiculous because if I said something sexist about females not being able to lift all he'll would break loose but instead you choose to do this to me? Hey listen, there are many reasons why it makes sense. Can you give me a reason why it's a bad idea?…

You're one cheeky skivvy u know that m8??

Correction: faux-beta.

I dunno, when was the last time you took a shower? jeez.

Thanks for the heads up! Do you remember how much it was?

Good one! I will try this out in the mirror. Gotta be careful to brush the thorns off first. Ill see how it looks though!

Well a necklace, bracelet, or earrings is too far and too serious. Like I said before she is kinda shy about it and doesn't want it to be to high pressure or formal. Same with the food I would "lick off her body" its too presumptuous and sexual pressure. The whole thing actually required the lighthearted vibe. Its not a…

Wow so many good suggestions. Yes I will wear those sunglasses especially. I guess I will hit up party city its close by actually and yeah thats the best now that I think about it. You totally get it lol thanks! :)

YESSSSSSSSSS IM DYING!!!!!!!! LMMMFFFAOOO

Yeah she changed plans and wants us to go to an Organic Maybe Vegan Pizza Place and Im like OK.... They don't take reservations. (but I secretly have backup reservations at 2 places nearby just in case) Afterwards I should think of something simple like that like a stroll somewhere nice. Especially if things go good the…

But it IS equivalent to a sentiment. I mean the whole layer of humor IS the sentiment. She knows it not about quantity. Its almost cutely overwhelming, like my overzealousness of love for her forgot to think things through and I over did it. What is she gonna do with all the those bears? What about the overwhelming amount…

Thank you.

Yeah I really liked the nipple to *kitten* combo versions...

...and here ladies and gentlemen you can see a beta out in the wild in his natural habitat trying to challenge the manhood of an alpha. A cheap and rarely effective tactic of which only the most beta of females would respond to ^