softnsquishylikeapillow

See, my family know we're out of shape so we're always joking around about it. My sister tends to refer to me as the sloth. She's the skinny athletic one. But Dad, Mom, and I sit there around the table missing bacon cheeseburgers while we try to get in better shape.

I'm working on losing an elephants heart.

I've lost a housecat. Too bad I couldn't have lost my two bad housecats named Maui and Princess, they cause a lot of trouble.