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My son was able to lay on the couch in front of me this morning instead of on top of me because there was finally enough room for him there

A few years ago I had little tubs of Play Doh to hand out to kids that had allergies and what not but I was surprised by how many kids who preferred the Play Doh to the candy. There are definitely alternatives to passing out candy that don't involve ignoring the doorbell.

Gassy guy

When my doctor was amazed at how much weight I gained AFTER having my son and the HUGE dent in the couch from where I normally sat

My son sings "out of the shower" instead of "eye of the tiger"

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That happened to me with a Busta Rhymes CD and it wouldn't let me adjust the volume either...it made for some interesting car rides

Reel Big Fish

I was the same way when I did C25K, I actually avoided doing it for 3 days, but when I finally got to courage to go for it I was amazed how quickly the time went by when I did it. You'll be so proud of yourself afterwards

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Today I will stay on track because I am a role model to my son

<--- I love mine and have at least 1 more in mind.

I like to use taco sauce, homemade guacamole, or hummus

I think I know but I don't want to post it in case I am wrong...that is how I roll

I don't say it but one of my friends says "thanks for shoving that up my a**" I normally go with "genius"

The first time my son went to spend the night with a friend their dog bit him and he ended up in the hospital for 3 days. I had been to the person's house multiple times and my son knew their dog well and it was an unprovoked attack (I know because I was there)...needless to say I understand the mother's fear because he…

If the gas is caused by extra fiber in your diet instead of "sugar free" items you can get relief from it by also increasing your water intake.

I actually cried a little last week after bruising the bottoms of my feet and couldn't run for a few days

I took my 7 year old to a hockey game in March and he decided he needed to go to the bathroom during the intermission. I am standing outside of the men's room playing on my phone when suddenly the door swings open and he comes rushing out and down the hallway while he yells back to me "We got to get out of here because I…

Exactly!!

Yes please

Who would you eat if everyone is a zombie?

The Zombie Run is the whole reason I started running but I missed the one here this year so I signed up for the Color Run instead and will be ready for the zombies next time they're in town

I'm taking back my ability to believe in myself

I just learned what that is last week!!

and now I am singing "I like big boots and I cannot lie..." to myself

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The year after I had my son I gained 60 lbs and at my annual check up my doctor kept looking at my chart and then said "I thought maybe we recorded your weight wrong at your post delivery appointment but it seems that we didnt. How were you able to gain so much weight in 1 year?" And it still took me 4 years after that to…

I did get to work that day and asked them if I smelled like a fart...

No dog but 2 very stinky cats