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I would just bring my own lunch. When they ask why, just explain that the greasy food upsets your stomach.

RIP D1ck Clark - you will be missed! :cry:

Too Funny - Thanks for the laugh!!!!

I could not whistle for a long time. Most people whistle while blowing out. I found I can only whistle while sucking air in!

Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun The wonderful thing about Boobs is there is always more than one! My hubby sings this! lol

Thats Awesome - Congrats on the time!!!

I have a 4 year old Beagle named Daisy. We are her 4th owners. She was abused and when we got her she would not play and only ran around in circles. Now she loves to play and has tons of room to run around in. We have had her for 2 years. It took 1 year to get her confortable with us.

I have two pairs of pants that the hem came down on. I used staples to "sew" is back in place.

You will forever be missed. It will not be the same without you! I wish you well and good luck. Love you Skitty!!!! :smooched:

Wench.... My hubby always calls a lady behind the bar a Bar Wench - It drives me nuts!!!

Great Funny Sarcastic friends that I can joke and laugh with!!! Oh and they are not offended by my dirty mind!!!! :devil:

That they don’t smell..... I hate bad body odor. I mean by this – They guy get out of the shower and in Five minute smells again!!! Ya I know someone like this and every time I have to be around him it grosses me out… But you can’t pick your family (in-law side)

Stop playing with your puppets!!!! lol

¯\(©¿©) /¯ Ummmmmm Purple????

I hate that squeeling pig!!!!! I could beat the crap out of it when I hear those commercials!

French Toast

All I can think to say is Holy Crap!!!

Mine pic is to keep me motivated to keep running!!!!

A man rubs a genies lamp. A genie pops out and says "you have one wish so choose wisely." The man says "make me smarter than any man on earth." The genie turns man into woman!!!! :drinker:

This is why I :heart: you!!!

I would love to wrap my lips around your meat!!!!

Looks like sompin missin!!!

The Green Mile, Bill Dodge: I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.

Where do you want to go? Its gotta be better than where I am at work?

Ummm so does anyone know how long a quote on a quote on a quote can get?

Damn Getting my *kitten* back in gear!!!

How do you want it?

Have you ever noticed that the automatic flush sensors on toilets look an awful lot like hidden cameras? Makes you wonder huh? :tongue: