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My dirty mind that comes out as dirty jokes!!!

I have a snack... Is this a trick question???? Do I win a prize! :bigsmile:

That is just so wrong and disturbing. I watch without sound (at work). If they say he finished all of that I would tend to not think so. They did not show it was completely eaten at the end.

I use low carb wraps instead of bread and you can do mashed cauliflower in place of potatoes. If you do a search on here you will find ways to prepair the cauliflower.

Not the first one!! But I am pretty sure I have done the next two and I know I have done the last one!!!

Ummm that must have been one hell of a poop! On second thought.... that was not a poop... you gave birth!

I was just thinking " where the fk is the b1tch Amber" when. I saw this. Well played!

Congrats on 100 pounds lost. You look fantastic!!

Cheese Rum & Diet Coke

I have to host my Aunt's 70th surprise birthday party on Saturday. Nothing planned for Sunday!

I can see doing this to an adult but not a kid. If I did this to my kids I would be spending my nights up with their nightmares! - No thanks

Some of these require action and thinking Can I skip those?? :heart: you Byn

This has happened to me in the past. My solution was to bring in a mini fridge and put it in my office!

Ummmm Bacon - this made this post better!

Aquarius The water barer - Slippery when Wet!!!

Yes I 2 hate that feel of the sweat dripping into the bum crack especially when you end up with funky bum!

Me and my sister use to fight like cats and dogs. One time when we were in our usually state of yelling at each other she was outside and I was inside. I was in the kitchen and I took the sink sprayer and started spraying it at her through the window. She ran and got the hose and started spraying it in the kitchen window.…

I wear my toe rings as soon as the sandals come out. I love them.

The other day a homeless man was outside the grocery store when I came out carrying a bag full of food. He looked at me and said "I have not eaten for 3 days" I said "I wish I had your self control"

WOW - You look fantastic Congrats :drinker:

I love White Tigers!

I love all those things

I maybe at work.... Ok OK ya I am at work you caught me!! :drinker:

Yummmm gonna have to go shopping for this... Maybe this weekend!b - Thank you

I flirty with most people if I am comfortable with them and they are ok with it... If they give me the creeps - there is no flirting...

My FL is Smokin Hawt!!!!

Is the man looking at the sheep and does he have loose boots? If so RUN AWAY!

Tie downs and feathers... Oh and whip cream!

I usually have Sunmaid Natural California Raisins - Mini-Snacks, 2 boxes , and put it in Nature's Place - Organic Old Fashioned Oatmeal, 1/4 cup dry. I do not use mike or suger but I do put in cinnamon and sometime splenda. I also will change it up with the fruit. I love blackraspberries in it. 165 calories.

I love raw veggies in my salads. I add all sorts and change it up each week. I even add ones that I have to cook first, like beets.