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The 'search' function is your friend... http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/709935-abbreviations?hl=abbreviations#posts-13862869 (There's a better one than that, but I haven't found it yet) Here she is; http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/945585-topic-acronyms-and-terms-for-new-mfp-members-v-4

Man goes for a job interview. The interviewer asks him 'What's your biggest fault? The interviewee replies 'My honesty.' Interviewer says 'Well, I don't think honesty is a fault.' Man says 'I don't give a *kitten* what you think!'

One for our overseas friends; treat any story sourced from The Daily Mail with extreme suspicion. They are the very dictionary definition of the phrase 'trolling for page hits'.

You can, of course, track indoor exercise with Endo as well...(click 'New Workout' on the green flash on the 'Training' page, select your exercise and add the details from the gym machine)

Click on the downward-pointing arrow next to their name and select 'view profile'. Under the name in the profile are two buttons - 'send message' and 'add as friend'/ The latter sends a friend request, the former sends a private message. I think it's polite to send a message as well just to explain why you want to be…

Top and tail about half a dozen turnips. Wash well. Cut into quarters, place in a steamer and steam until a sharp knife pushed into the thickest part of the turnip **just** feels some resistance. Remove from the steamer and quickly rinse in cold water to stop cooking. Once cooled, slice into sections about 1cm thick. Take…

I'm not going back through eleven pages of posts to check if this has been said already, but I'd like to point out that every Subway I've ever passed smells of drains.

Everyone that ever drunk water died. Think on.

Well, I was hoping for 100km in October, and managed that by the 21st. And I pushed on and ended up with a total of.. 101.5 miles! Every pace of it logged on Endomondo, time taken was a few seconds short of 25 hours. I also did just over 250km on the stationary bike as well.

I went onto a vodka-only diet a couple of years ago. I lost six weekends.

That's ok - I forgot about the 'My Topics' aspect!!

It's a post simply to 'bump' the topic back onto the front page of the message board, where it's more likely to be seen by others.

I use Endo Pro for tracking my walking and I have been logging the average of my MFP calorie burn and the Endo Pro burn. I'm still losing weight, so it can't be too far out!!

Just seen this thread and thought I'd post my walking plans and success so far. When I started on this weight loss journey, I was the type who would happily jump into the car to go to the local newsagent. I started on this site at the end of June, with the intention of just tracking my calories. As you can imagine, I lost…

Use Audacity or similar to trim off the gunfire. Job done!

General calls - 'Immigrant Song' by Led Zeppelin Calls from MrsWC - 'Fell in Love with a Girl' by White Stripes SMS alert - The start of 'Fire' by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, suitably modified ('I am the God of Hell Fire, and I bring you...a text message')

I generally do. Night shift, a run/walk, shower and then bed. I sleep like a baby after that.

Definitely either 'Live at the Witch Trials' or 'This Nation's Saving Grace'. Although a special mention for 'The Marshall Suite'.

Age- 50 Height- 5'9½" SW- 267 CW- 238 GW-187

89days, 28lbs.

Dear Sir Alex Ferguson, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Signed, A Football Fan.