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I love shoes!

Bacon All other answers are irrelevant

Chonies! My hubs calls the bras tit holders

People touching my elbow pits, hearing trains and their horns at night

Oh great she's complaining about restaurants and you bring up cookies???? Hmm, delicious cookies....

I thought it was. I mean, the Advil I took didnt do anything for me. Bacon made me feel better

For setting wild dogs free in the meat department.

You set out to fail and you succeed. (But at failing or did you just fail at failing?)

Eyes, they look kind :)

Honestly can't remember, but I recently let out a silent but deadly one at work, and when my coworker walked into it I was like 'did you smell that? Those people are so gross!' Blaming it on the customers that were passing by. Hehehe

She is using q and x in her screen name and those letters offend me

Young woman

Aw my cat won't even cook for me anymore....I'm impressed yours will type!

The oil loses all caloric value once it's fried. THe molecules break down and the fat gets burned up in the process making the pizza rolls a free food. So I wouldn't worry about gaining weight.

Definitely and it sucks. Congrats on your loss though! Pictures have always been the best motivator for me because a picture doesn't lie so that's good you can see a difference there. I don't have an answer but yes I feel that way too

I texted my husband to open the door to our house but he didn't get it immediately so I had to open the door myself

Ugh that would anger me alot too! It doesn't matter what size you are a freaking packed subway car is uncomfortable for everyone! Once I tried to fit on a train and I was all in except my azz which I couldnt exactly suck in so I got off the train and you know what? who cares? It was kinda funny. Good for you though for…

A very extroverted guy

I've done juice fasting for religious reasons only. Your body is awesome enough to cleanse itself without the help of juicing. Yes you lose weight, but it's not a great way to go about weight loss or cleaning your internal plumbing out. Just fill your body with plenty of fruits and veggies everyday and stay away from the…

Nah google makes it work quite easily. The interwebs are full of good info, hell he could just print some of the threads on mfp about weightloss and that would work.

I would put conflicting reports about what food do and do not help with weight loss, that way she won't know what to eat and will quickly become discouraged and confused.

I'm concerned that Soylent Green has not been added to this list. After all, you know what they say about Soylent green, it's made out of.....

News anchor, you have a beautiful smile

As the above people have mentioned its probably bloating. Most likely caused by sodium since you said you haven't eaten really well.

I call that a win win situation

If you let him buy it he can't say no to an extravagant purchase that you will want to make! I say it's a go

Shouting 'its BACOn!!!' While throwing packages of bacon at shoppers

I just lol'd. Keep telling yourself that, it sure doesnt

Bacon's unique properties actually increase your strength 27.6% per each session of lifting. also the grease is Beneficial for your joints and artery because it is so slippery everything just seems to move along really well. So basically if you care about your heart and you want to get strong you'll eat bacon

Damn that 3 hours would conflict with my life....hmm, decisions,.decisions....i want to say workout 3 hours but I think I would end up hating it. LOL, I'm over thinking this.