JupiterJune

Your crush compliments your looks: You have to work during your lunch break: You just started and someone starts talking about TDEE BMR HRM MFP NROL4W C25K 30DS 90PX etc Someone farts close to you at the gym

You drink too much beer: Someone asks you if you want fries, onion rings or mashed potatoes on the side: When someone asks you why you never go past your daily calories: You try to explain your exercise routine to a begginer:

Running with music: Running without music:

You want to discretly seduce that hot person in your friends list: You go out for dinner but your favorite place is closed: You order a salad when everyone else is having a burger: You're eating a cookie but it slips from your hand:

You see someone eating your food: A controversial thread is posted: Someone says the word "pizza": No description needed, just a gift for the ladies:

Someone excuse themselves by saying they had a bad day: I just realize I forgot to log on and will lose my daily count: You find your soulmate. At first: After one year: You start feeling confident about your body:

I ask for a salad with the dressing on the side, but it comes all mixed: You see someone who has a perfect body eating a huge burrito: Someone pokes you because your diary is full of junk food and alcohol: After reading something that states that what you've been doing for months is wrong: You do everything right but the…

Someone posts a thread called "HELP! Gained five lbs this weekend!!": Sitting on the toilet during winter: Someone in the weight room tells you that you should lower your weights: Someone posts a thread about guys' "V" pictures: Someone in the office has chocolate:

Some guy says that girls must stay at the cardio section: Right after finishing your workout: Day after finishing your workout: I come back from vacation:

You decide to go for a walk in the summer: And change your mind about that: When you have entrée, main dish and dessert: Some hot girl enters the gym:

There's a fight going on and a moderator shows up: First attempt at cooking your own meals: Trying a new protein shake: After it starts giving results:

Okay, I lied. You buy suplements online: Someone posts before and after pictures in the bathroom with the toilet open (sorry, maybe I'm too sensitive :laugh: ) You just hopped on the elliptical trainer and you feel the urge to fart, but there are other people around: Someone posts too much on your MFP crush's wall:

Last one for now, I promise :laugh: Guilty of it, but eating anyway: After reaching goal weight: You fight the urge and decline your favorite food because it won't fit your diary: Getting up during the winter for a run:

Starting Insanity: After 40 minutes of Insanity: When someone starts a self pity discourse about how fat they are, you say: But you think:

You were trying to post something serious but people get offensive: Someone minimizes your achievements: Someone offers you another piece of cake: Your friend accepts sharing dessert: When your ex compliments your looks after weight loss:

Someone complains because "binged" on a bag of doritos: Someone gets defensive because you posted something judgemental: First time trying DVD exercises: You decide to "have a snack" after drinking

When someone says you looked better before strength training: Someone adds you but you haven't posted in any thread: Someone asks me if I've ever been in love: You find a hot MFPer with the same tastes as you: 3 weeks without junk food:

Someone tries to "bro science" you over something you've read tons of articles about: What I look like when I enter the gym: What I look like when I exit the gym:

Another for the Glee fan: Whenever someone says one pound of muscle doesn't weigh more than a pound of fat: You make the calculations and that cheesecake just won't fit your daily calories: You lose weight despite going over your calories after the weekend:

One of your MFPals deactivate their accounts: Another thread about eating back calories is posted: Waking up at 6 in the morning to go to the gym:

Your co-worker says: "Weren't you in a diet?" Trying to fit in my goal clothes: Someone logs a 2000 cal burn for 1 hour of zumba:

Just finishing logging those glasses of wine: You're doing so well, then your brother orders pizza: Before entering MFP:

"She doesn't eat back her calories!!!" "You should totally start this new vinegar and lemon cleanse"

So, guys, do you log sex as exercise? Or is that just another daily activity that shouldn't be logged? (if answer to last question is positive, take my "you lucky *kitten*" and a "congrats" cookie) EDIT: dang, aren't you a mind reader, mr. above poster?

Not sure if I love the way you think or find it a bit sick, but.... --gets the saddle--

I've ACTUALLY seen that happen at Flamengo Beach once. It was a huge dog, if that makes it any better.

I just ride my dog, 30 minutes of exercise and not a drop of sweat!

She's probably a much fitter dog, eh? :flowerforyou:

If you eat 1200 calories a day and do, let's say, one hour of roller skating (which burns around 500 cals), you think your body will be fine with that? Do you think you'll have the energy to continue doing proper workouts?