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My boyfriend is making me fat.

Dr. Oz said that I could rev up my metabolism and drop 10 pounds per week by drinking pregnant lady pee. This must be correct, because it's backed up by the Livestrong website. And if you don't agree with me, I'll throw a temper-tantrum and post .gifs of poor taste.

How often should I weigh myself?!?!? PLEASE!!!! YOU MUST SHOW ME THE WAY!!

If I skip breakfast, my metabolism will shut down.. Since I'm already screwed for the day, I might as well eat everything in my fridge.

I'm going to give up gluten. I've been wanting to try to go gluten-free for a long time now to see if it would have any effect on my hypothyroidism and/or other health concerns.. This would be a great opportunity for me because I will not slip-up during lent. I will also fast on Ash Wednesday and all Fridays. Looking…

I don't like pancakes.. And I don't make any kind of "cookie" that has quotations around it like that (because the only real cookies I feel are worth eating have real sugar and butter in them).. But as far as a different base used as crust for pizza, a way to enjoy buffalo chicken with half the calories/fat, or a dip made…

Single. :) I'll be spending my evening cuddled up in bed with season two of The Walking Dead.

Yes.. Delicious with eggs. I also smear them on Quaker's lightly salted rice cakes.

One of those Double Stuffed Oreo Peanut Butter Brownies from the other thread.. Or the other chocolate-dipped item pictured within. *Claws at the walls* WHYYYYY...

I weigh every morning, but only because I like to plot-out my weigh-ins and watch trends.. I don't recommend that for most dieters, the weight fluctuations tend to discourage people. I suggest once per week.

lol, seriously. I love guac as much as anyone else, but I also like eating mass quantities of green dip-substances without the large calorie price tag. Edit: No one ever said to sub guac for this.. It's a guac-like substance made from a different food item. I don't understand why people get their panties in a bunch. Don't…

I. Must. Try. *Tummy growls*

There is no final destination for me. I will never "stop". I'll continue to eat healthy, exercise, and lift weights.. I have no real goal weight, I just want to be strong and healthy. Once my body gets to that point, it'll adapt and maintain it.

This.

This.. And also, make sure you are netting 1200 calories per day, not just eating that amount. Meaning, after you factor in your exercise calories, make sure you eat enough to bring you back up to 1200.

Motorboat

Flirt

Money. And sex. I think there's a perfectly good solution for this.. But I have more self respect than that. *Sigh*

Sex. That's all I want.

I need to change my panties... Holy effin' foodgasm.

I did. But then you told me you lived 1000 miles away and that you would never meet me in person. Chicks be creepin', too.

Bacon Macaroni and Cheese. *Drools* Quite possibly my favorite food in the entire world.

Hold the phone, buddy.. I got it! I'll start marketing HCG and Raspberry Ketones infused Lip Balm. Problem: SOLVED.

I'm a blue-eyed redhead. ♥ Wouldn't change a thing.

I have short legs.. 4mph is a slow jog for me, or a faceplant on the treadmill.

I think counting fruit as zero is absurd. A large banana can have 120 calories, etc. Calories are calories and they add up. I honestly feel counting calories is the easiest, most straight forward method.

Beer, American cheese, mayo, any kind of cola..

Exactly.

Diagnosed at age 11.. Been on Synthroid ever since, same dose. I'm still cold all of the time (dear Jesus.. And it's slowly getting colder out). I honestly think that if I went to an endocrinologist for thyroid management (which I recommend everyone to do, if possible.. I'm just lazy), I could get him to put me on a…

Nude Quest Quest protein bars. Mm.