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Preacher's wife.

Holy crap! What on earth?!?! I've never heard of anything like that, but my pinky toe sure doesn't prohibit me from wearing heels. Did she have an oversized toe or something. I don't care if someone wants to get plastic surgery. I'll have it eventually, for a breast reduction.

make out.

shots. Probably something on fire.

bah! Came for the boobs, stayed for the sharks.

Two thumbs way up!

Only reason why I don't understand the desire for fake tatas, is because mine are real, and I hate them. I can NOT wait to get these bad boys shopped down to a normal size. Just little ol' me, reflecting my opinions on society.

mmmmmm.....his sleeve.

You can buy ground turkey from Aldi or Save-A-Lot for about $1.00 a pound. Can't get much cheaper than that. Trust me, I am on a major budget and I can still swing it.

This^^^

Only when wearing a low cut shirt. Which is rarely. And even then, most people only talk to my boobs. They suck suck SUCK! After I am done having kids, They are getting hacked off!!

When I was in my Cousins wedding, I set up boundries ahead of time. The conversation went,"I am honored that you have asked me to be a part of your special day. But I do want you to know about my financial obligations. I do not have the money to go crazy. If you expect hundreds of dollars out of me, then I ask you now to…

diapers, condoms, and a pregnancy test. all while weeping.

I work at a credit union. Just applied for some financial positions at dealerships though.

I call my boobs the crumb catchers! Seriously, when I take my bra off at night, I could feed a family of birds.

Luckily, my dad was doing some repair work for 24 hour fitness, and they gave him an entire weight set! The workout videos I do are Julian Micheals and she does some low weights. What kind of weight training are you referring too. I am really new to this whole workout thning! Thanks!

I just threw up in my mouth a little. @athletic good scotch

straight gin

No, at least I didn't get my deal sealed. But I've sealed his deal several times. Ever swung with another couple?

Sometimes my husband finds me curled up in a dark corner, face and hands covered in chocolate and the blood of a coworker that pissed me off that day.

Matt LeBlanc

Kristen Stewart

Paul Rudd

Snow White

I'll be 28 in December and want to turn my health around for my son's sake.

someone with 2 legs and a vagina.

Me please! Married with one kid and going to the beach in October!!

I love making taco salads. Ground turkey with taco seasoning. Spinach Cheese Croutons Spicy ranch.

I literally just got one. gross.

Multiple reasons. Losing this weight has been extremely hard. Plus that dang nursing. I felt like my boobs were going to explode!!