dumb_blondes_rock Member

Your box is not longer a virgin, totally deflowered it

I equate my success with weight loss and fitness with the expanding number of dudes who would "hit it" ....the greater the number, the more success. In all honesty, I dont mind, unless the dude is being obnoxious about it and has to say something atrocious, but if I see a guy I think is good looking I stare, so I would…

Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.

I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.

Vaseline....or I just wear workout leggings that almost give me camel toe just to make sure the thighs are completely covered haha

Grilled shrimp and asparagus. I bake mynasparagus with a little evoo, garlic and lemon juice, butnim sure you can grill them with some pam

Ahhhhh hai hai haiiiii....la panochita es muy caliente....el piel es muy brillante!!!!

Neccisito mas fotografias de az gato para ti....utilizo por material de "*kitten*".....that was my botch version of spanish lol

One of the best threads everrrr *drool*

In for a laugh

Sweet baby jesus...I think I need to take a cold shower lol. Im not even kidding he has to be the hottest dude I have seen on here. Maybe we should just start a travis thread and have him post pics of himself :)

In so I can keep coming back to look at travis' pro pic....not sure if hes real, but he sure is hot. Oh...and for the boobs

Just realized it was yolks nit whites:(

Quiznos> subway

In for the sexies..

If you eat subway your genitals will fall off....

No....I actually discovered my love for beer....Raspberry Shocktop to be exact

I am far from abs and being in shape, I'm actually morbidly obese, and I have always thought I was hot, even with my jiggly arms and cellulite. Now I'm just working on a body to match the thought I have in my head of myself lol. Sure I get "insecure" or whatnot, but it doesn't make me feel worthless to see a hot bodied…

The sauna, jacuzzi, the back row at the movies. *what's your fantasy? "

I used to get stoned and eat bowls of cereal....now I just get stoned and workout lol

Warm it up in the microwave for about 45 seconds or until softened then put "homemade chili sauce"(homemade is the brand, you can find it in the ketchup aisle) and you got yourself a bomb dip. I use with corn tortilla chips

True teachers use language that will reach the masses. Your use of elaborate wording and complicated jargon will only reach few. If you are truly trying to reach the minds of the masses on mfp, try using some clever cat gifs:)

"Maybe if I use big, complicated words people will think I'm not only good-looking, but intelligent as well, thus being perceived as the perfect package"

I wonder if he uses conditioner on them

Def barbies, which i would always pick out the black "chocolate" ones, I think her name was tiffany....and my cabbage patch doll. Her name was nelly katinka

I think I might be a narcissist.....the only time I apologize for things I said is just so we can have makeup sex, because I really am never wrong, therefore there really is nothing for me to apologize over

I delete people due to lack of inactivity, or if their posts are always depressing....no one likes a Debbie downer

I am....I even asked their oldest friends who their oldest friends were, then asked those oldest friends of my friends oldest friends who their oldest friends were....I like to know about peoples friendships in chronological order...it keeps me pretty busy though, that's why I'm on the mfp forums looking for entertainment

forgot the "r" meant to say firl - friends in real life

I guess that's why its good to be a girl, ive touched many-a-strangers boobs and haven't been slapped or arrested yet