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I get along with my "In laws" better than my own parents. They're literally a second family to me at this point.
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Forget the deadlifting, they should get rid of those inflatable balls of death before i break a neck doing this every god damn time
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"Unlike me, you can't just buy a smaller version. get jogging"
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Yes, but we were on a week long break after a tiff so apparently I couldn't say anything about the matter. Oh well
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My instructor is always telling me how to do my job. Says "I'll die if i don't learn how to put an engine in the right way" Pft what does he know?
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I can do stuff to a pole most women can only dream of.
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Rainbow Smoothie. EW I'm pretty sure thats a very gross sexual act. :x Edit: My Pajamas are rainbow.. I don't have a ridiculous fashion sense. Heh
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Sum off u people just, take grammer and spellig. far to serioiusley.
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Bacon strips. Bacon strips. bacon strips. BACON STRIPS, BACON STRI-
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Definitely after taking a poo, not before.
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Like your shirt. Saw it and the girl wearing it all over tumblr yesterday. You must be popular :)
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My advice? Ditch the Kinnect, Buy a decent USB Dance pad (for PC obvs), download Stepmania and any track you can dream of, all for free and DDR the fat away. Awesome workout.
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*Obvious response about my hand being my significant other*
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Don't dis the magnum
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I'm coating onions in toffee and handing them out.
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Someone just got a new home page
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I think this thread is actually a conspiracy to get all you delightful ladies getting your jugs out in defiance.
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Prepare for friend invites. Thats all ima sayan
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I put that into google to see if you were fake.. and now i have to delete my search history. oh god xD
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I feel like i could eat cereal out of your hipbones
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Maybe if you stink. Check out if the interviewer is a chick though as she might think you're attempting to charm her. this is from experience.
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It's also not actually him ;) It's so hard to judge the books by their covers here when they're using they're using the covers to over books >_<
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Haha, I'm like the Batman of uncovering obvious fakers ;)
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Best of luck finding the same model with his shirt on: http://tinyurl.com/9xlo52o I'm on a roll today
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Nay. I like to be as areodynamic as possible.
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If any girls here are lacking boobage, I would like this opportunity to offer any moob you see on my rack for half price. :D
