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Do you happen to have a towel rack in front of your scales? You might be going "Homer Simpson" on them.

couldn't stop seeing this as he was sitting at the hatch ready to jump

16. Still going strong :)

I'm suprised they could find enough helium to lift his giant balls of steel into stratosphere

I guess it's sad that someone felt so hopeless and lost they had to take their own life. Sadly it happens all the time so i don't know why this is getting so much attention. Either way, It's pretty sickening what comes up when you google her name. Lets just say horribly distasteful chest shot memes. Some people make me…

gah, new question. See my ticker :D Would you rather fight a Horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses

Seems like you've met one of the many many people in the world who are just inherently *kitten*. Laugh and move on :)

*****es you ain't ready for me edit: also *zombie noises*

they just be jelly of my flambacious hip muscles overflowing like wutttt and need to emulate the feelin fo themselves ye.

yup

Period on a wedding night.

"Hi, I lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?" That worked once, also "dayum you have sexy shoulders" drunk at the time, obviously but it could have worked

Why is YOLO an excuse to do dangerous things, when in reality it should be seen as completely the opposite?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Attractiveness goes alot deeper then how much water you can displace in the bath.

No-no, I'm fine with paying the parents. I'm just asking if that payment gives me any legal right should they decide i can't live there anymore. Thanks for the help, all.

There is such a thing as a verbal tenancy agreement so as long as i have proof that I provide money i would normally be okay (If i read that right), but you're right. I'm not sure they have the ability to sub-let. They should teach this **** in schools, honestly xD

@dawn

Fish fingers and custard. It's actually pretty damn good

I can open a beer bottle with my moob.

Good on him for keeping his trap shut. I would too, never know when the "So, you think I was fat before?!" rant will surface xD

iTouch isn't a phone :shakehead:

I took one lesson after a guy knocked on our door selling lessons. We stood row by row in some ****ty cafeteria of some rundown school, and were told to stand in a squating position and hold it for 20 minutes. He said it helped to strength our inner core but, after a close run in with a prolapsed *kitten* resulting from…

This.

I have an autograph from Steven Hawking so I am more then qualified to answer any science questions you can throw at me

Penis

This is me, 3 years ago and 60 pounds heavier. I'm possibly the nerdiest/geekiest photo I've ever seen. /shame

Nope, sounds like a problemo at your end sadly :(