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He eats a lot of crappy fast food.

Actually yes, mostly people online on modeling forums. You will have people being really snotty about it, gloating that they are a size 1 and therefore they deserve all the jobs and no one who is a size 6 should even dare step in their way. Occasionally, you will get delusional photographers (men usually who have never…

I love you. haha

I have been debating posting this in this thread but since there are people who don’t seem to believe me that I range from a 4 to a 14 (as well as a select group of individuals who don’t grasp the concept of humorous vents about common annoyances), I decided to do so. This is me (being a major dork, but disregard that part…

Yes. I eat more than that though. Examples from my food & exercise diary: Yesterday I ate 743, burned 526 and netted 217. The day before I netted 750, burned 467 and netted 283. Monday I ate 855, burned 294 and netted 561. I calculate calories burned via a gps pedometer that calculates caloric burn taking weight into…

hahahaaa I love squeaky pets and when pets run into inanimate objects and get all huffy like, "wth, CHAIR???" My friends dog routinely runs into walls because he is the most uncorridnated Jack Russell terrier in the history of dogs.

Dress made by Merona - size 4 *** Jeans made by Merona - size 12 *** These things both fit me perfectly and they are by the same maker. I'm sorry that this bothers you so much that you are still posting about it and apparently did not get the chuckles from my OP that everyone else got. I wish I could explain it why a 4 and…

I confess that sometimes I want a whole weekend alone without having to worry about my spouse or our pets or the pets I rescue. Sometimes, I don't want to drive 17 hours in one day to do a rescue and then go to my day job the next day. Sometimes, I want to say screw modeling and photo shoots I want all the cookies instead.…

There are pics on my profile of me in a corset with b movie monsters all over it. Wearing that, a black tulle skirt & a top hat.

Unless something was going on (like the other day when my husband took the pets to the vet while I was at work & texted me with updates) we text each other maybe 3 times during the day. Like one text every few hours.

Flapper. That would be cute on you.

Wow! Thanks guys. I've read all of your replies. I feel much better now. I've had some really bad sunburns before (like so bad medical attention was required) and I handled that fine. I also rescue ferrets and some of the ones that come to me have no training at all so I've been scratched and bitten a lot too. Sounds like…

You've clearly never met some of the psycho guys I dated before I met my husband lol

Bi, but married to a man and planning to stay that way for life at this point. Cheating is cheating, no matter what gender it's with.

Speaking as possibly the sauciest wench you know, this made me lol <3 :P

Personally, as a woman I want to be smart, thin, smart, fit, smart, strong, smart, and I like being natural. No make up. No $$$$$ clothes. None of those male qualities are attractive to me at all. I can’t stand men who are over emotional.

You don’t need to be married to have a child. If having a child is all that matters to you, go to a sperm bank. Adopt. Don’t marry some guy you don’t want to be with just so you can have kids. Sorry, but even if I wanted kids, which I don’t, I’m pretty sure I’d rather be childless than have a child with a man I didn’t want…

cals to eat daily goal - 1200 (I am rarely ever able to eat this much) net cals after exercise daily goal - 600 (I net at or below 600 every day) frame size (cause that matters too, imo) - extremely small height - 5'4 start weight - 157 current weight - 142 at last weigh in, probably less now goal weight - 120 to 115 Yes,…

I’d get rid of Mrs. I’m 48 years old but I still smack bubble gum with my mouth open all day long like a cow, even though my job consists of speaking with people on the phone.

Anthem by Iced Earth

For walking and running, I use a pedometer app that uses GPS, weight, speed and amount of time. It's fairly accurate. So I just use that.

THIS. I also do modeling and some of it is pin up style, some of it is implied nude. Photographers have seen me naked. Friends of both genders have seen the final photographs (everything covered up but nudity implied). My husband doesn't care because he trusts me. I am also very very good friends with my last two exes.…

I can't set things on fire with my mind. And that makes me sad.

If he has an issue with you being friends with men, leave him. He sounds like a crazy person.

Insecurity is insecurity, no matter what she is posting.

It sounds like he may need to figure out why he is so insecure. If it continues, I’d probably break up with him because I couldn’t deal with that because insecurity is not just Facebook deep; it’s going to spill over into everything he does. My husband does not even have a facebook. Well, he does but he never uses it, he…

This is true. I must be extra real from sweat when I’m at work because the lady 2 cubicles over from me cranks the heat in the office up to like 85 every day. I’m pretty sure she’s not a real woman because she clearly has no blood and might be a vampire/lizard person.

I just don’t care for any of these phrases. Not every woman wants or needs to be athletic. *shrugs* Although this is the least offensive of the phrases, probably since it doesn’t really flat out insult anyone. I think everyone, male and female, should try to be more physically active in their life, but I have friends (both…

This is Ivy...

What is the context? Am I asking for opinions on a recent shoot and demanding that people be brutally honest? Or are these people just coming out of the woodwork and saying "you're a big fat ugly fat fattie"? If I am asking for honest opinions on a photo shoot I've done or on a random photo of say, an outfit I'm thinking…