kaseofthemondays

Thanks for linking the Sexypants thread! I'll see you all at Christmas when I've finished reading it.

"Kombucha." Who drinks that ish anyway? "Organic."

Hah! My mom has Celiac's, so whenever she eats .1324354656575687980 ounces of gluten, she *****es about "gut rot" for the rest of the day. I have only been on MFP for two days, so I had to improvise!

"No, I do not like dragons." "Gluten-free" "Gut rot"

n00dz*

Coffee flavored Greek yoghurt! I like it because it makes a great base for Shakeology shakes when I need something a little more filling.

I gave you the abridged version in my previous comment because I did not feel like delving into the science of stretch marks, but since you have been told to ignore me, get ready for some MFing science. (Insert Jesse Pinkman quote here.) I am a pre-med student, so please do not think I am just blowing smoke up your skirt.…

Stretch marks are tears in the connective tissue. Unfortunately, there is no way to get rid of stretch marks.

Why, though?

Honey, if you have to ask, he ain't into it, mmmkay? :wink: :wink: :wink:

I dated a guy who had scaley elbows and was always cold. So yes. Yes, I have. HYE ridden an elephant?

Hey! That is private information from our sacred marriage bed!

later, and cooked dinner for

:love: :love:

Had a fetish for sniffing butts.

Financier.

Put a ring on it.

Now you gone and made it dirty.

She just wants me for my pimp juice.

Kitty killer.

You had me at "quintessential man-child." BRB, going to finish reading.

22, university student, female, AND I have a kickass 2-year-old. I win!