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pucker up buttercup
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I like women. Especially the ones that let me touch the girly parts.
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I just like boobs.
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Nah, bro. I'm good.
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A beej and a beer.
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nice lats
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10/10, would ride the Tilt-A-Whirl with!
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Her name was Shanna and she was certifiably loony toons. But she had really big boobs and gave great head, so there's that.
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Dry beans, dry beans....I bought an acre from a quaker and I planted it with dry beans. You'll never go hungry with an acre of dry beans.
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Eat both, like A MAN! THIS IS MURICA!
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VHS copies of every film featuring Ron Jeremy.
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I motorboated too vigorously.
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I will now
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Coffee or a beej. Or both.
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*creeps pictures of several of you up there..... YUP!
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I've come across skunks, deer, possums, raccoon, geese, snakes, bug swarms, even a coyote. Nature is awesome.
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Some people just want to watch the world burn.
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*creeps photos...NOW I have.
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I'm 100% positive I can find a way to have sex with that stack.
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Eats brussels sprouts....on purpose!
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Old bush? I'm not picky, IN.
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I need more of this in my life as well.
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This reminds me....so do I.
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I need more bunny-balloon action in my life.
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I was under the impression there would be some sexual encounters in here. Highly disappointed. Please, remedy the situation. Or, just add some cat gifs.
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Super hot, huge boobs, sexy accent, wish we did the horizontal tango many, many more times. But she dumped me for Jesus.
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Hating beer makes baby Jesus cry.
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Oh my God, it's really Amy, trolling around on MFP!!! Hi Amy! Loved you on SNL's Weekend Update.
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Measuring spoons made form squirell skulls.
