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Haikus
Haikus are easy. Some just don't make any sense. Refrigerator.
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Why are women becoming more like men?
Some of you ladies fart so bad the wallpaper peels from the wall. Farting like a Howitzer used to be a mans domain. What gives? Too much protein powder?
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Is 6" really enough?
That's a pretty wimpy sub. At least 8" for me. A full foot long or more if I'm really hungry.
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I DID IT, I DID IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID IT!!!
I had a 1 wipe poopie tonight. It was so awesome. Honestly, I could have just left without wiping, there was so little evidence on the TP. The ever elusive no wipe poopie. The kind you hope and dream for while camping. Ahhhhhh. I'm going to celebrate with beer.
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It's the pi$$ out your *kitten* diet!
Find a shady food truck, wait an hour. Let nature take it's course. 4 pounds gone in 3 hours!
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Making a deposit...
edited to say... I'm just a whiny complainer.
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Summer Road Trip!!!
Going on a road trip this summer, shoudl take about a day and a half to get to our destination. What are you "must haves" to bring with you? A map, smartphone, beef jerky and a first aid kit are currently on my list. What else would be good?
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Catholic High School Girls in Trouble profile pics
Why don't we see any of these?!?! It's a tragedy, I tell ya!
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"Fat guy" snacks
What are/were some of your fat guy snacks or meals? You know, the stuff that's just absolutly ridiculous, high calorie, and just plain dumb. You know better now, right? My typical meals/snacks included: - 1 Large Papa Johns pepperoni pizza, and 2 cans of Diet Coke - 1 Bag of Doritos (the whole bag) - 1 Tube of Pringles…
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What size breasts do you like?
I'm cool with small ones, about 3-4 oz. Goes nice with a little rice and a garden salad. Sometimes I'm hungry, though, and need 6-7oz and a big potato. Then there's those times I need a big 10oz serving! BBQ sauce and cornbread included! And of course some beer to wash it all down. Man, I love chicken.
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Bikini Mountain
Bridges are boring. Anyone can walk over a bridge. But climbing a mountain, now that's a challenge. Be proud of your mountain! Why climb it? Because it's there! Take the challenge, go climb a new mountain!
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Turkey and Black Bean Chili
Makes 10 bowls, about 210 calories per bowl. It's fan-friggin'-tastic. 20 oz 93% lean ground turkey 1 15 oz can black beans 1 8 oz can tomato sauce 1 6 oz can tomato paste 1 10 oz can diced tomatoes w/green chiles 1 15 oz can diced tomatoes 1 8 oz can green chiles 1/2 a green bell pepper 1/2 a red bell pepper 1/2 a white…
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Anyone join me for a beer fast for 7 days?
Slightly modified, of course. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to eat a breakfast, a lunch, a dinner, maybe even some snacks thrown in there. Remain at or below your calorie goal. Do something active during the day. Do this every day. Now the good part. Enjoy a beer. A different one every day. Try it for a…
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Looking for some leaky friends
Because lots of you are probably incontinent, just are ashamed to admit it. Be proud! Admit you leak! You'll feel better.
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Anyone out there pro.....
Beer and Chocolate? I know I am.
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INTERNATIONAL BEER DAY!
Just thought you fine people would like to know. http://www.internationalbeerday.com/
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NY State Breweries
I'm making a road trip in June, way up to the Lake Placid area. Anyone out there know of some good places to stop in NY? The closer to I-90 and I-87 (Albany and north), the better. I'm pretty sure I'll be heading to Ommegang on the way back. Should be fun.
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Can I count the water in my beer?
I mean, it's mostly water, right? So if it's 7% alcohol, that just a little more than 11 oz left. Subtract the barley, malt, and whatever extras might be in there, it's gotta be at least 8 or 9 oz of pure water, right? I'm logging it, 1 beer = 8oz of water.
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Birthday Beer!
My birthday is next week, and wife asked me what I want for my birthday. Beer is always a good present for me. What suggestions do you have? Lay it on me!
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Just for laughs
If I wasn't married, I'd marry this girl. Or not. http://screen.yahoo.com/drinking-beer-ear-223034707.html
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Riding Songs
It's about time to hook the bike up to the indoor trainer. I'm looking for some suggestions of songs to ride to, to help keep my pace. I'm not a roadie, but I did manage to put 500+ miles over the summer, so I'm not a beginner either. I have a mountain bike with a road tire in the back. Just looking for suggestions.
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Make your own 6-pack!
I love places that have this. Most decent liquor stores do this, but a grocery store here has it as well, with some decent options. Made on today on my lunch break, which is a little like torture since I can't have one till later. My choices are: Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro Deschutes White IPA Big Sky IPA Two Brother…
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St. Patricks Day is awesome!
I generally use this as an excuse to get something I don't normally buy, hopefully imported from Ireland. Maybe it's good, maybe it's not, I don't really care. Just an excuse. What are your favorite Irish beers? Guinness is always available, but I'm looking for something different, Irish or Irish style.
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Brewery Collaboration
I like Two Brothers brews. I like Stone's brews. I simply must try to get my hands on this.
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You think you're a good rider?
These two are awesome. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUZuyMVdVcc
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Suggest me an IPA for tonight
And......GO! Preferebly, something available in Chicagoland.
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For the swimmers out there...
When logging swim activity here on MFP, how do you make the differentiation between "light/moderate" and "vigorous" effort? I've been swimming for the past month, 3x a week, and have no idea how hard I'm actually working.
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Average speed, any good?
I just completed a 32 mile trip this weekend, took 2hrs, 32 mins, and averaged 12.7mph on my Trek 3900 MTB (mountain bike, no upgrades). I know it's all about etting out there, having fun, and ejoying the ride. But I'm curious as to what my fitness level is. I have nothing to compare it to, so I have no idea. Is this a…
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Oh my gosh, they ARE real!
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Check these out....Tata's!
Made you look.
