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If everyone were a vegetarian you'd have to walk around with a hatchet or machete, carving your way through the hordes of turkeys, chickens and cows wildly roaming the planet.
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...get in line and wait for coffee, pretending to look at my phone, but actually looking at her butt.
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Haikus are easy Some just don't make any sense. Refrigerator.
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I done a big poo 3 TIMES!! I win.
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Yes, please
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Of course, alone and stuck on an island would suck. Company is great. company of pretty woman is even better.
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date
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for hours
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repeatedly
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yuppers
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ONS...for about a week
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cuz boobers. Always.
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What am I supposed to do, ask every little Darth Vader and Elsa if they have their epi pen handy? Eff that noise, here's a Reeces, may the odds be ever in your favor.
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I really really really really really really need to fart, but don't want to piss off my cube neighbors.
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ons
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White noise generator.
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Whichever she is mashing into my face.
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17 cannisters of Tang, 4 M-80's from 1982, 7 fleshlights, a 1-gallon jug of Jergens, bungee cords, a priate flag, and a bonsai tree.
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[censored]
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Does she let me put the p in the v? Perfect.
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yup
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You need some day old Taco Bell or a shady food truck. Problem solved.
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yup
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yes
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Clean or dirty? Answers may vary.
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Is the blue room where you find the blue waffle?
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I am now.
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I could probably be talked into it.
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yupyupyupyupyupyup
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I just wanted to get laid.
