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Believe nothing this gorilla says. He is amazing.

Happiest of days to the most beautiful of spirits! :heart: :heart: :flowerforyou: :heart: :heart:

This. My #2 was volcanic. We used "time ins" and would go off by ourselves where I would hold her (restrain her sometimes) and rock her until she was calm. Life is horrifically frustrating for a toddler. Here is an area when you can demonstrate that you will always help her regain control and calm. It didn't take long for…

Congratulations! These are all amazing NSVs and I'm really glad that you can acknowledge them and celebrate your success!

I've been told that good meat requires no sauce.

I always back into parking places. I do this for a lot of reasons but the main two are (1) it lessens the chances of me running into little old ladies when I back out of the space as I'm leaving. When I back in to a space, I can see more as I'm leaving that spot; (2) I've always driven crappy cars that break down a lot and…

I can already see the next topic: Perfect Boyfriend in 3...2...

I feel exactly the same way though I have only two people depending on me. I've always been a single parent and haven't had outside support so fostered a feeling that the three of us are a "team" and work together to get things done. Now #1 is in her first year of college and the financial pressures are greater than they…

That had to be photoshopped. Mr. Rogers would never flip anyone off. And he would have liked MFP.

QFT.

A princess. Duh.

QFT.

I just might need to watch this all day.

"We're busy on Saturday, but how would you like to meet us at the playground [basketball court/whatever] on .... Will that work for you?" Or you could present them with the 3 page survey to be filled out by parents before child could be dropped off for any playdate. Everything from "Who will be present in the room where…

The nameless, faceless cast of thousands who quietly read and quickly discern who to listen to and who to ignore based on the logic or idiocy of their posts. On behalf of the silent ones, I thank those who tirelessly help the confused. Sincerely. I thank you.

And they are the good ones with not a bit of cauliflower flour in them.

Texting while deadlifting? And the police officer was displeased when I was texting while at a stop sign. :angry:

I'm sure there's a cauliflower for that. [img]C:\Users\forrl\Desktop\cauliflower-color01.gif[/img]

Did someone call for Moon Moon?

How I love you right now.

That I'm actually warm and caring.

Happiest of days, even if late. You are one of my inspirations for picking up things before setting them down. Wow, just wow.

This. And people. Turns out not all of them are scum sucking algae.

I understood it. Most other people will as well.

You should listen to Burro and DC. They're intelligent, wise and don't feel the need to act like they are in junior high. But have a great journey, however long it lasts.

Panties. Wad. Some people just can't help themselves. But I agree. I rely on those with more expertise and they have been unfailingly kind. Which is great because I know nothing.

"forrl's Monday Song" Naaa-naaanaaannaaa-naaa-naaaaaa... Naaa-naaanaaannaaa-naaa-naaaaaa... Naaa-naaanaaannaaa-naaa-naaaaaa... chorus: Mmmffphh. Lyrics and tune by elenathegreat, because she rocks the wordsmithing.

This is true. And fair trade, organic quinoa? That is your ticket straight into the Naropa Institute.