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Skim for cereal, whole for everything else. Whole milk on cereal tastes like one step up from yogurt, blecch.

Not gonna lie, there are times I'd go bald in a heartbeat if it wasn't culturally frowned upon. (And morally repugnant to lie and say "ummmm.... chemo? Sure, totally chemo. Yep.")

Hey man, go big or go home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcb8r9j1cJ8 (j/k, that's amazeballs!)

Unicorn meat. That stuff is like 1,000cal/oz, I swear.

Ugh, yes. One of the happier days of my life was the day after surgery. They took a full pound of tissue from each boob, and I'm down to a D. x_x Mom always said, "lose weight, they'll shrink!" Yeah, no. Being a size 10 with 34GG cups* when you're in middle school is a recipe for hell, thanks Mom. *may have been H, we…

Overall yes, but it's also genes. If you started out with a slender face, then you can expect it to come back. But if you're like me.. I've always had the familial chipmunk cheeks, even at my skinniest. Honestly, I don't mind - I can see those exact cheeks in pictures going back at least to the 1800s! Kinda soothing in a…

Man, I friggin' LOVE chemicals. Tocopherol, unghhh.. more please.. wanna rub it on mah faaace..

Yeah, 10 recipes may show up on the page as a whole, with lots of scrolling. But I can only see 5 at a time on my screen. It would be nice if they had a "compact" option, where I can see 15 or so recipe links in 6 inches of actual screen space. For comparison, I can see 24 emails in 6" of space in my Gmail. Save the…

A lot of the time I won't log in detail if I'm eating somewhere fancy and I can barely identify wtf is even on my plate, but I'll usually just dump a Quick Add Calories of 900ish even if it puts me way over. My problem is usually a pre-bedtime smidge of cheese or something, after I've already closed my diary 3 hours prior.…

It used to be fantastically simple to edit existing recipes. Then MFP completely borked up the recipe builder and it's making me reconsider using MFP, period. It's that bad. It drives me crazy that the recipe list is such a slog. I have an enormous computer, and with my browser window at max, I can only see 5 recipes at a…

I fear they know of it, but not about it, and thusly think the books are even remotely legit. -_- Blag.

Ditto, wtf. Knowing about "actual, hardcore BDSM" was one of the best discoveries in my life!

This, this, this, this, this. I'm so pleased to have had her sign all my books when she was in town. ^_^

50SOG is laughable. I know someone who uses duct tape and staple guns in their play. The trick is to put the duct tape down first, so that when you yank it off, it pulls all the staples with it. :# Me, I just like a little interrogation play. O:)

Oh man, I had salmonella once. I feel your pain, and frankly, the very thought of food was anathema for a good day or two afterward. x_x I second chicken soup and gatorade!

Yep, I'm all too familiar with That One Crazy Trick™, I'm just stuck with frustrating genetics. Chipmunk cheeks dating back to at least the mid-1800s, according to the family album. heh. I come from a long line of stout, jowly Germans. ;D Even the skinny ones have a sort of aura of stoutness to them, like the extra 50lbs…

My god, I want her hair. o_O And her chin! I'm several sizes smaller than her, yet I have the most frustrating double chin that will not go away, HOW DOES SHE DO.. Face tattoos (both tats of faces and tats on the face) aren't my cup of tea, but confidence is always sexy. ;D

I love boots, and can never find any that fit. I feel your pain. Wearing any other shoes makes for smexy gams, but dagnabbit, I WANT BOOTS. T_T

Ugh, I wish I was there. MN used to get the coolest snowstorms when I was a kid, and now? Pfft. I'm walking around without a coat on and debating shorts tomorrow. :P *pout*

I got on by getting reduction surgery. ;) They're 50% smaller... but still too frickin' big. :\ So I guess it's a toss-up on how effective it'll be. heh.

Είστε καθόλου διασκεδαστικό. *pout* *kicks rocks* *takes ball* *goes home*

Not gonna lie - salmonella was an AMAZING detox. Everything in my body voiding at once for about 6 hours straight? Mmm. Who needs blood, I tells ya. Blood = just more weight, amirite?

Ugh. Looking at that makes me want to have a second reduction surgery. x_x

That's going in my gdoc of perfect Sim names. (Along with Eura Cherelle, Abidan Swynford, Somer Novella and Fekla Toropova, all names I've gleaned from my spam folder at work. Bless spam. Such a treasure trove.)

OMG AVATARMUD I STILL PLAY!! :D (I can't Quote, apparently, cuz there's a lil jpg window in the way, wtf MFP.) :\

The consistency is what ends up bugging me. The people who Can Do No Wrong™ (i.e. the kiss-*kitten* who suck up to the CEO but do very little actual work) get enormous birthday to-dos and the entire office is expected to go into the cafeteria and sing among the balloons and flowers and enormous cakes. Everyone else?…

Caught in a landsliiiide...