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yeah it works great. the only people still fat are the ones who haven't tried the cabbage soup diet. the cabbage soup diet is definitely the one true diet that really works.

Banital? :laugh: This is a parody thread right? Someone tell me this is a parody thread.

So it's better to just flat out lie? Just enourage her and have her tweak everything? Blind aimless trial and error? This isn't the stone ages where we're trying to figure out what causes pregnancy or how to make beer or what berries are safe to eat without causing death. This is simple basic science.

There are two thing to which "Juicing" could refer. One is am idiotic idea that people try as a "quick fix" or a "jumpstart" that can wreak havoc on a digestive system and throw one's nutrition completely out of whack. The other is, of course, anabolic steroids.

Yeah this post isn't so much "old school" as it is "archaic". I believe in stuff like this like I believe in phlogiston.

That awkward moment........ when you realize that not even the MFP gen pop is falling for your alarmist nonsense. :laugh:

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do you compete? because i think that might be above the national record for women's raw bench press if you add the bar weight. certainly better than the state records in my state.

Power rack Olympic barbell Plates Bumper plates Bench

Dun dun DUN! There's always a catch to these "i can't gain weight" threads.

I tend to get cranky if my dinner is less than 1200 calories

GOMAD (Gallon of Milk a Day) or eat lots of Latkes

1. pops or kix? pops 2. apple jacks or apple cinnamon cheerios? apple jacks 3. cinnamon toast crunch or golden grahams? cinnamon toast crunch 4. honey nut cheerios or honey bunches of oats? cheerios 5. cocoa puffs or cocoa pebbles? cocoa pebbles 6. fruity pebbles or froot loops? this is very difficult. i will answer fruity…

It's a commodity product. Just make sure you get the pure Creapure stuff.

For losing weight, you need a calorie deficit. Period. Exercise will affect your fitness. Quality of food will affect your overall health.

plain old coffee without any sweeteners or whiteners in it is "healthy". (heck, even cream & sugar is fine, nutrition-wise; it just ruins the cup :smile: )

PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL = trans fat trans fat is one of the few, if not the only food item that should actually be limited or avoided.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/817188-iifym

Which is better, shoving a whole handkerchief up your nose, or swallowing a sword?

WRONG! If you eat bread or sugar then muscles turn to fat. That's just one simple example that everybody knows. There are other ways too like watching tv too long.

yes probably but you will also loose wait because water is not waitless you know the less of ANYTHING you injest be it liquid solid or vegetable then the less you will way

Just do cardio first, then more cardio after. You don't want to do strength training because it will make you bulky.

I pity da foo'

But it's "Biggest Loser". Nothing healthy about it.

In a cup or a mug, unadulterated.

If you're going to make a topic like this, your diary should be open.

I can't usually hear it over the sound of Slayer blasting

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