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I have not noticed this. My love for dark chocolate burns as strong as ever.

We like to go to eat REALLY atrociously bad comfort food and get a wee bit tipsy. Mac and cheese and wine? Yes and yes.

Axe?

Dis gon' be good.

I've used it for years with absolutely no bad effects. I usually take a 3mg dose. They even make them in gummy form now! I was prescribed Ambien in college and it did nothing for me. Melatonin works like a charm and is much cheaper. It's not habit-forming. I have to remind myself to take it, and many nights I just don't if…

Lol, wut?

I work out alone at home so I can jiggle freely without being judged! It's pretty neat. *jiggles gleefully*

You've obviously never had an awesome cat. When they're good, they're like people. Way smarter than dogs. My parents have a cat right now (his name is Poot, you guys) and he is the sweetest animal I've ever encountered. Ever. But I love dogs, too. I grew up having both in the house at any given point. Team Catdog

My thing is this...by the time I was three I was in preschool all day. Before that, I have hardly any solid memories to speak of. So, in my memory it makes no difference whether my mom stayed at home or not because I wouldn't remember that part either way. What would she have done all day while I was in school? I saw both…

Caramel flan!

As a few guys have already noted, men can and do get stretch marks. My older brother has always been string bean skinny, but got a back full of them because he grew very tall very fast as a teen.

When I was acting a fool and about to get spanked as a child: "Girl, you betta DRY. IT. UP." (usually while snapping her fingers at me.) Southern mamas don't play.

I am finding it hard to get back in gear with my calorie logging. I feel all fat. Guys think it's fun to only ask me out in January when...I feel all fat. I am seriously considering turning this guy down for a date because...I feel all fat. *goes to eat a cookie and feel all fat*

Don't spread it. It started as a joke, but I bet there's already a totally serious Tumblr devoted to bikini bridges! Emo teenage girls are all over that kind of crap. #thighgap #bikinibridge #selfloathing

No, but we could eat nachos or something.

Elf

You can pry my turkey leg and broccoli cheese casserole from my cold, dead hands. And maybe not even then...

They like the kind with vaginas and boobs. And sometimes even those things are negotiable. Especially in certain districts of Bangkok.

Truth. I see them and have to fight the urge to fling holy water and tell them how Christ compels them and whatnot.

They stand around in workout gear and talk about how awesome it is to have won the genetic lottery. These broads don't work out! If they do it's light yoga or "toning" with 2lb weights. Trust this.

Damn, you beat me to it! :laugh:

I think Cillian Murphy is hot in a serial killer kind of way. That makes sense, right? It's the eyes... I've always though Judd Nelson was sexy in The Breakfast Club, too.

UC Santa Cruz are the Banana Slugs. I think they win.

+1 for the shower-bathers I will wash my hair and body standing up in the shower and then sit to shave my legs and let my conditioner soak in.

There are truly people who can eat whatever they want and never get fat. My brother is one of them. He's about 6'3 and has never had to watch what he ate. Ever. And he never exercised more than the rest of us. The difference between him and me is genetics. He is adopted and his biological mother is also thin and tall. Some…

Bump. I would be interested to see answers as well. I have terrible varicose veins for someone my age. OP, just out of curiosity, what surgeries have you had? I am looking at ablation therapy for mine.

I'm 100% American mutt. My first traceable European ancestor came to New York in the 1600s. With that amount of time, I think it's safe to say I probably have a bit of everything. Dutch, Austrian, Swiss, and French (Huguenots) are verified in the family tree. There's a few native Americans thrown in for good measure, too.

You're probably right. It's probably out there in Micronesia with Wake Island or something...

And?

Um, no. A guy is not a "flake" because he doesn't want to date a woman with kids. I'm a woman who would prefer to date a guy with no kids. Because I don't have any myself. And I've heard too many horror stories about baby mama drama (and the reverse with dads.) So yeah, that's nonsense. That said, tell the guy right away,…