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Pretty sure I don't look like Kesha! :laugh:

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Actually I like chocolate covered espresso beans. There has to be room in everyone's "diet" for espresso beans, booze, AND onion rings. This is supposed to be a lifestyle change you can LIVE with, permanently. If that meant no more onion rings, forever, well.. that'd suck. It means more good food than bad ON AVERAGE. Not…

I've got it! Chocolate covered booze!

The endless combinations of chocolate covered stuff never ceases to amaze me. Chocolate is as universal a food pairing as bacon! You can chocolate cover anything.

Tomorrow is another day. Everybody's a loser once in a while. If this was easy everybody would be in good shape all the time! Just mark it down as a "carb loading" day :tongue:

[leafing through the Rorschach inkblots] "Woman with large breasts... woman with medium breasts... this one look like you. WITH breasts." and (in reference to the giant asteroid about to destroy civilization as we know it) "The person that finds her gets to name her right? I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a…

"Mr. 'I am The Law'" - Rob Schneider mocking Sly Stallone

Belly dancing! Now I'm really interested! :wink: Help yourself to some of the motivational posters in my profile and never give up. If you achieve perfection too easily there is nothing left to pursue. Enjoy the journey, it's as valuable as the destination. :flowerforyou:

Sometimes a post like this is just someone looking for reassurance. IMO she doesn't want to quit, she wants to be told unequivocally what she already suspects, that quitting is not the answer and in fact she's doing better than she should be expecting. That's one of the points of belonging to a support forum. No one said…

"Everyone knows when you make an assumption, you mass an *kitten* out of you and umption!" :laugh:

I bust my *kitten* also. Like, BIG time. I'd LOVE to lose 5 lbs a month, and I have a LOT more to lose then you as well as a lot more lean mass. If it was really that easy every one would by thin all the time! Remember that 5 lbs a month is 60 lbs a year. And an inch is huge improvement. Don't knock it, that is fantastic…

"There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop." "The cow's name is Norman." "I'm gonna go wash up."

"I didn't know you could milk a cat." "Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples." "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

"Are...are you calling me on the cellular phone?" <winces> "I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!"

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"Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas! And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down." Most of that scene was improvised, brilliant!

"Your best?!? Losers always whine about their best! Winners go home and $%@ the prom queen!"

IIRC, there are 3500 cals in a pound of FAT. Only 600 (?) cals of protein in a lb of muscle.

IMO this is the weirdest trait of this entire thread! Like brussel sprouts? In the love of god, HOW? LOL.

oooh, ya, do it! ya, like that! awooooooooooo!!! :bigsmile:

Wow, I thought I was weird but this thread is eye-opening! :ohwell:

You realize we're all going to blow our calorie goals now tonight, right? :wink: I mean, I've never even had a Wienerschnitzel and now I want one!

When I eat chicken wings I only use the thumb and forefinger of my right hand, but I make sure I get all the meat. This means twirling the wing in such a way as to get to the back side without dropping it or involving extra hands/fingers. I also use my teeth to pick out the meat but leave the yucky veins, cartilage, etc…

Top choice is probably an assorted sub with mayo, oil, and mustard (yum!) 2nd choice is pizza 3rd choice is grilled cheese 4th place is burger and fries

Jane, you may be trying to justify your comments with good intentions, but the fact remains if you go to MFP's search function and type in "Insanity", you are in every single thread saying the same thing. Heck, you were 3 or 4 Insanity threads yesterday alone. In fact, many of your responses are cut and paste copies from…

I've done instant coffee in chocolate whey shakes, pretty dang good. I'm surprised no one has mentioned Click! Www.drinkclick.com

Sorry, one last point, as if I hadn't been clear on this already: I am not a "Ramming Speed!" advocate. Be safe, monitor your heart rate, warm up first, use correct form, and eat right. Listen to your body. If you are in PAIN, STOP. If you are SORE, push through. Know the difference! If you are EXHAUSTED, REST. A day, a…

This is one of the few times I literally LOL'd. No, I don't make money in any way shape or form. And promotion sounds like I'm going into Zumba threads saying "quit that Zumba, it's not doing anything for you, you must use Insanity!" I don't. The Fit Test or for that matter any experience in life can either encourage or…

No one said that Insanity is INTENDED for beginners. It is a higher-intensity workout than most people are accustomed to. It can work for anyone INCLUDING beginners because it's inherently scalable. The Fit Test is not crazy, either. It's 25 minutes, of which 3 minutes is warmup/stretches and 4 minutes are…