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Google Street View already shows me 3 views of my house, each roughly 4 years apart. Heard of Google Maps and Google Earth? Well there's also Google Moon, Google Mars, Google Sky (think Hubble Telescope), and a Pluto overlay that you can import into Google Earth.

Ummm, wouldn't you actually go from "1 choice with 2 options" to "no choice because only 1 option"?

The fear of Friday the 13th is called "triskaidekaphobia".

Quite frankly, I thought the same WITH the laugh track intact. I ended the cycle by changing the channel.

Granted, but the "produce picker" is a guy with chronic pinkeye and bronchitis. I wish that I could end hypocrisy with a snap of my fingers.

Sure, I'll even pay it personally.... in Zimbabwean dollars. Let's see... the exchange rate in early 2015 was 1 USD to 35 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars, so you do the math. >:) I wish I knew tomorrow's grand prize lottery numbers today.

Granted, but then an errant Google Search presents you with a screen full of octogenarian porn that you can never forget. I wish that I could instantly convert 75% of my fat mass to muscle.

Granted, you're now the first human to move to the surface of The Sun (bring SPF50.... billion) I wish that guns were sentient enough to disobey when used for nefarious purposes.

Granted, but your partner has two left feet and wears steel-toed boots. I wish that crunchy peanut butter had negative calories.

Granted, but now they get blown-out every time you're in church because they're just standing around. I wish that I had absolute control over the weather.

Ooo, that reminds me of a good one. You're born with around 270 bones, but they fuse together as you age and you end up with 206 as an adult. That's why babies have a "soft spot" because the skull bones haven't fused yet.

Granted, but it's now the "infamous White Bronco" and everybody reminds you of it everywhere you go. I wish the Atlanta Falcons didn't screw up and had maintained their 20+ point 4th quarter lead in the last Super Bowl.

Granted, but it also means that you have an earworm (infectious song) for the rest of your life. I wish that hurricanes never hit inhabited areas.

Granted, but now you're essentially useless because you overthink EVERYTHING... including mundane things like breathing and living. I wish that I had a magic bag that I could pull a fistful of cash out whenever I wanted.

Granted... I was going to say "...because you're now a pig" but that's too easy. So-oooo... your appetite is now insatiable leading you to insomnia, bankruptcy, and doing unsavory things to pay for food.

A starfish eats by regurgitating its own stomach to envelope food and retract it back into its body.

Granted, but it get brighter and brighter as time goes on and can never be removed. I wish that famine was eliminated worldwide.

Granted, but they all contain indisputable evidence of you running a sex slavery operation. I wish that I could eliminate hypocrisy in politicians and make them abide by The Golden Rule.

Preach on, sister! I've watched the first 3 eps of "The Orville" as well. I'm a fan of about half of Seth MacFarlane's work, plus he got several people with actual behind-the-scenes ST experience involved. The 1st ep was slow, but then again, so was the 1st season of ST:TNG. The final 5 min of the 2nd ep made it…

Unfortunately, only 6 states allow you to remain anonymous and mine (VA) isn't one of them. Wonder if I could legally change my name, collect lump sum, then change it back? Hmmm...

To this day many people think "Brandy" by The O'Jays is about a woman who left. It's actually about a dog that ran away. Makes for awkward Valentine's Day dedications. The next isn't a mis-request, but I love the misdirection of "Full Of Cheer" by Home Free. It starts all slow and melancholy because she driving away, then…

"Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a b!tch?!" </closed captioning>

Central Virginia (USA) here. Main one is severe thunderstorm and the like. Ice storms in the winter used to be more common than recent years. The few tornadoes we get tend to be weak F0; way more damage is done by straight lines winds or downbursts. In 2011 there was a 5.8 earthquake about 30-40 miles NW of here. Weaker…

Smoking bans I supported wholehearted, because having a non-smoking section in a restaurant is like having a non-peeing section in a swimming pool. Chaw/dipping/spitting doesn't have the same second-hand implications. Although I don't like to see it, it doesn't affect me as much. Perhaps some restrictions (heavy fine for…

Yup. First started in college after my roommate moved out and I had the room to myself. Tried as a "what the hell, why not" and have never looked back. Will wear underwear if others are around or I'm staying at someone else's house; otherwise, WHEE-WHEE-WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I'm that way with Sam's Club. (I'd prefer to be a member of Costco or BJ's, but they are WAY further away) I have to use a strict shopping list and sometimes have to go so far as to do a "Click-n-Pull" order to impose disciple.

I'm not an expert, but will occasionally do a week off VLC (less than 50 net grams/day) or carb-cycling. Last week was the latter, but I switched from a static # to a percentage (less than 20% cals from total carbs) and it was much easier to maintain since my cal intake is fairly high.

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

On TV there was a news report about an escaped midget who can talk to the dead. The reporter said there was "a small medium at large".

...if she was leaning again a fence, she'd be Eileen.