pooleekylie

When I first started losing weight and my boyfriends sister asked about it, he piped up, "Yeah you should see how flat her stomach is....when she lies down." I guess I still haven't gotten over that one :grumble:

www.getdrunknotfat.com

Sexy calendar. Works every time.

Wait a second. What'd Chris Brown ever do to anybody???

I was waiting on a HAHAHA just kidding...what a depressing story. Reminds of 10th grade geometry and our teacher never showed up to class, turns out he died that morning driving to school on his motorcycle. Sad times.

Probably because you do things to annoy her on a daily basis, I'm sure.

Haha I flipped my **** on my boyfriend yesterday for using 6 paper towels to dry his hands off. I don't why this annoyed me so much, but it did.

Well speaking for myself, I would hate for people to have to look at me without it. Trust me, we're doing you guys a favor. Just appreciate the beauty and quit *****ing about it. :tongue:

My boyfriend wants to know why I want to "**** up my body" by weight-lifting. I told him so I could "**** up his face" if he has a problem with it. :glasses:

My boyfriend and I have nothing in common. It's a strain when two people live together and have absolutely nothing to talk about or any hobbies that they can do together. I don't fall for the opposites attract thing. Maybe in some senses, but not with everything.

Haha now I'm going to have to check next time. We could be on to something here.

I saw an old lady fly off a treadmill and hit the wall. It was one of those impending disasters where everyone turned to stare just in time. She had set the speed way to high and instead of hurrying and turning the speed down she was trying to pick herself up from the belt with her arms. Yep, didn't quite work out. It was…

I call bs on this. I expect God to repay for all the time I wasted on couple of guys.

What is up with guys cutting the arms off of their t-shirts so they can admire their own guns while working out a the gym? Seriously there is no practical reason to do such a thing. I doubt the removal of a few inches of t-shirt fabric is going to impact ventilation...

Just get a different song stuck instead. here ya go....:bigsmile: As long as you love me We could be starving We could be homeless We could be broke As long as you love me I'll be your platinum I'll be your silver I'll be your gold As long as you la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la love me As long as you la…

:laugh: This reminds of the time my bf was getting his hair clipped and the lady pulled his ear down to trim behind it and goes, "Oh my, you have really hard ears!" He said, "Umm, thank you?" ...lol'd

Abs! Abs! Abs!

No Doubt

Stone Sour

Rancid

Duran duran

Rammstein

Soon. Boot camp in freakin' December :noway:

I confess that I like the boyfriend song :ohwell:

The dress IS flippin' sweet. But more than that it's your confidence inside it!

Wait a second here. If we're ugly on the inside can we still be beautiful on the outside??

I'm notorious for throwing junk away. I'll literally bake a cake, eat the leftover cake batter, then throw the cake away because it's too tempting. Poor starving kids in Africa...

I'd love a new friend :) I like your username btw. too cute.