chrisa8170 Member

Looking foxy, me thinks I need to have a party and invite you lovely ladies, I know, a Ladies Night at the Slipit Inn, free entry (single or double - your choice :wink: ) An excuse for you to get glamed up..... so what are the rest of you going to wear?

:laugh: :drinker:

It sounds lame but the only think that sprang to mind was 'we've got you covered'

Sounds like we need a blanket shop in the Smut Mall. I don't think we can all fit under the one

:huh: Why don't I beleive you?

Unfortunatly not, but happy to be audited at any time

A co-worker I once worked with use to tease me with her hold ups / stockings and suspenders (and did it very we so no one else caught on) but unfortunatly we both got promotion opportunities we couldn't pass up so went our seperate ways. I miss those days and on a side note, Mel - thanks for the flashback :wink:…

Obviously you don't have an IT team that locks access down tighter than a ducks bum like ours.

An old boss once said, 'never dip your pen in company ink'

Don't our antipodean friends use root eg Hey Shelia, lets go root in my Ute

Massage Parlour but that is too obvious

:cry:

No, I was going for a hardware store called knobs & knockers, but that exists in real life, So I decided I would be the Landlord of the Slipit Inn with Oboe as the Bar Wench

Every lady has their own qualities, and you have a fine pair of grapefruit and a very playful attitude and I'm sure you give and good as you get, so there is no need to feel inadequate. If you still feel that way, let me give you a hug :wink:

If the accountants are like Mel then I certainly get off ON the accountants :tongue: :tongue: :love:

No problem, I'm sure you ladies are more than capable of giving a 'qualified opinion'

I also hope that as par tof the Audit there will be the necessary 'corrective' action taken and I assume Mel will be the one dishing it out? (fingers crossed)

Ahem, As the person who raised it I'll jump the queue thanks:tongue:

Suddenly accountancy appears quite appealing :wink:

Well hopefully my projection will meet the required standard, single or double entry?

Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore. Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"

A badly trimmed bush?

Home now - love the pic Bex, adds a new meaning to group hug :wink:

Damn computer won't show the images, I'll have to wait until I get home :sad:

Yep, got that picture in my mind :wink: (you are the Leader :drinker: :flowerforyou: )

I hate it when work gets in the way, maybe we can roll this today? :happy:

I have my Hot fire chick pic to tide me over until morning, just need to find a blanket :wink:

I have had the training to properly handle the big hoses, so I'm qualified, you certainly don't want to let go of one of those at full pressure, it goes everywhere

Which is exactly why you are one of my favorite customers ;) [/quote] That is not fair...my hands are full and I have no way of holding a loyalty card..... [/quote] All my loyalty cards come with the option of hands free - hang it round your neck or any other protrusion ;) [/quote] between the teeth, or a tattoo?

:smile: What the heck, why no, I should have lost a bit more by then so hopefully not to wavey