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Yaaasss......... π
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Depends on what I'm wearing. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Well then gravity hates me cuz when I lay down, *kitten* goes sideways. π
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Leave the toilet seat up.
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Go commando
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I'm gonna need a vacation completely alone after all this social distancing....
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β€ you. Also, who do I have to hurt?
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I know a guy.
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I generally assume that smelling like food is always a good call. I'm just waiting for a perfume that smells like bacon..... Not really wanting to keep using bacon grease. Doesn't count as perfume if I don't buy it in an overpriced bottle at the store....
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Wait...... but what kind of candy??? π€
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Totally. But it was obvious. Example: @Mr_Healthy_Habits named an actress in a movie and he got the actress wrong. So I had to send a PM and call him on it. Like straight up jumped in with a "how could you even confuse them?!?!?!" π€£π€£π€£ So glad he didn't block and report me for crazy.... π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Lies. All lies. You hit the retail part. Thats all. π€·ββοΈ Stop trying to take my spot!!!
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Dis me. And thank you. Its hard to get this gig without others trying to hone in on my territory.
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I do this. π
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Might wanna get that shizz checked cuz I KNOW I said pepperoni..... π
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I think you know.... π
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π€£π€£π€£ Why do you ask? Do you have one???? π€π€π€π
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Tough Insightful Generous Handsome Truthworthy Brave Understanding Tactful Thoughtful
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OMG THAT WAS YOU!
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Too cute to hate. π€·ββοΈ
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Seriously?! I gave you one! It was engraved and everything! π’ You promised you would never use it one anyone else.....
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ππππ 'Cause I'm a winner, no, not a loser To be an M.C. is what I choose-a
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I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone
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I thought about it, but I was tired at that point. π€·ββοΈ
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OMG ITS IN MY HEAD NOW
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Less talking. And I swear if he talks during a movie Ima muzzle him...... I dated a guy and hebtalked my ear off for 4 hours while sitting with me, alone, on my fold out futon, till 2am. π I'm like gtfo. This is too much work for a damn kiss.
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My rolls love you for pretending they don't exist. They love that approach.
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Me too, but I would face plant. Or go sideways into the wall. Or if I make it to my target, I would knock him over like a bowling pin.