NotRailMeat Member

Tip? If she looked like this, she'd get more than that....

What I want: What I'll probably get:

American History X - (IMO one of Edward Norton's best roles. He probably would have been nominated for an award if not for the controversial subject matter of the film).

Young Frankenstein

Bachelor Party

Am I the only one who saw this and thought "Snail Trail"?

Carrie

Ghostbusters

Mars Attacks!

Green Spam Musubi

True story, I had a 70+ year old decide he needed to tell me his life story while standing naked with one leg propped up on the bench. I've seen him at the gym many times and he's always naked in the locker room. I doubt he even works out.

The subject of MOST of my teenage fantasies!

This is partially true. If you look at the statistics: 50% of first, 67% of second, and 74% of third marriages end in divorce. However, age plays a VERY large factor in divorce rates too. When married prior to the age of 25 nearly 60% will divorce compared to 15% when the couple is 30 or older.

Maybe marriage should just be a 5 year contract with a renewal clause.... Divorce attorneys could transfer over to writing the contracts and free up the courts to handle more important issues. It wouldn't matter either way to those of us who actually respect our vows and respect our spouses. BTW, my wife and I have been…

If you ask my ex, she'd tell you it was to make her life a living hell!

Naked! Unless it's really cold, then I wear socks.

By squirting, I'm sure you mean something like this....

Only on the consumer side.... Does that qualify?

On a more positive note... evidently he likes them "Full-Size"

How in the heck has Russell Brand not made this list yet? The man desperately needs to be run over by a large truck.

<-- An 80's rocker and my groupie!

Woot! Woot! A quote of mine from another thread just made it into this one.... WIN!

Pretty boring... Dinner out, 1 margarita, saw a movie and went to bed. The fact that I had to be at work at 5 am MAY have contributed to such a quite evening.