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#2 - Knee socks are HAWT!

Wait! What? You had GIRLS in your engineering program. I don't think I saw a single girl in any of my classes after sophomore year. I must have gone to the wrong school.

When was the last time you saw a woman, regularly, change the position of her ponytail? In my experience we are all creatures of habit and tend to perform the same tasks in the exact same manner. Changing these behaviors requires a conscious effort that most people are too lazy to do. Although I will admit to being overrun…

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Definitely body... Two words... Doggy Style!

When I was in college, my friends and I had what we liked to call “The Ponytail Relativity Rule”. In short, it stated that you could determine the relative intelligence of a woman by the position on her head where she wore her ponytail. If it was tied low on her head or at the neck this represented an above average level,…

She already knows....

Once, but it was LONG before Skype or video chat. I met a woman online and we talked off and on for about a month before we decided to meet in real life. When I met her she was 8 years older and 50 lbs heavier than she described herself online. I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt and went ahead with the rest of…

My jobs not on the list but it should be. If I don't do it right airplanes fall out of the sky in flames and people die! Signed - Principle Mechanical Design Engineer for a large aerospace company

I can lick my own ear! Here! Watch!

Yeah, I live with 7 men... What about it?

Shoes OFF in the house.

A smile and a .45 ACP

Audi R8 Spyder V10 Quattro

That's because everyone around you was vaccinated and you therefore haven't been exposed to these diseases. Care to take a walk through a room full of Polio Patients?

It's simple mathematics... Controversy = Ratings = $$$$ It's all about the Benjamins... The other side of this is that if you take your child rearing advise from a "celebrity" than you have other problems than just watching TV.

My submission: At least the pose is correct.

You have a Nintendo 64 emulator installed on your PC, a DVD with almost every game made for N64, and you use them both regularly. :blushing:

Two things: 1) Most comments were related to your (lack of) proper writing style and could have been easily avoided. 2) What kind of response did you expect? Did you really think total strangers would overwhelmingly approve of what is clearly an immature and seemingly one-sided relationship?

Dihydrogen Monoxide? Doesn't that stuff corrode metal? Why would you ever put that stuff in your body? It's toxic!

Mechanical Engineering - Because I was a math and science geek in high school.

The fact that you didn't go right after HS usually works to your favor. You hopefully have had a few years to mature and to see the benefit to an education. Which should only make you a more motivated and therefore more successful student. I know that was the case for myself. I graduated from HS at 18 with barely a C…

It's a story as old as time.... We all have crappy jobs where we are overworked and underpaid when we are young. Then we decide to do something about it, go to school, bust our butts, and eventually make a success out of our lives. Both my brother and I, at one point in our careers, were door-to-door salesman. He sold…

Only if you're doing it in the middle of the street...

I had a coworker who once borrowed my scissors. Then a few minutes later I saw him sitting at his desk using them to trim his nose hair. And these were the big orange handle type for cutting paper. I just told him to keep them when he tried to return them.

Doesn't sound like anything illegal to me. Suck it up or find a new job are probably your only choices. Not to be an a-hole, but my opinion would be to get a good education so you'rr not stuck working for $7.25 an hour in retail.

Two things come to mind here: 1) The surfer/scuba mantra: "There are two types of people, those who pee in a wetsuit and those who lie about it" Just replace wetsuit with pool. 2) The boater mantra: "The secret to pollution is proper dilution." ETA: BTW, I am both a scuba diver and a sailor and I have peed in my wetsuit…

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