Archer_isis

Oh yeah

Best idea all day. Send send send send send

Was that a bad attempt to hit on her?

Anything having to do with snail trails and queefing

Avoid

I don't know. How much does a huge bank account weigh?

Back Alley B*tch*s. Hookers R Us

Yes

I've reported you for hate speech.

Why are you being racist against white people? Who are you to say that we don't have it just as difficult as anyone else. Your hate speech has been reported! Your self loathing and ignorance has made me cry.

I was dumped once because after sex I got up and put her jeans on and did a sexy dance. I think she was mad that her jeans fit me. They were tight and bulgy in the crotch though, so who knows.

Nooo

Vote for Mommilauren

That awkward moment when you see some guy get put in the friend zone through song...

This is the most amazing thing I've ever read.