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OMG PERFECT.. You look fav my dear!

I agree in some part with the person who said look at who's pushing the diet. I always laugh at the milk commercial saying to drink six glasses of milk a day. Or activita yogurt saying it will regulate you and all you need to do is eat four of their yogurts aday. By the way one works quite well for me. :tongue: I have seen…

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I found it daunting to use one of the descriptions on the drop-down menu when I signed up for match.com. What's a few pounds overweight or curvy or very overweight? how does one know how one is viewed by another person. In the end I put up a full body picture of myself. Apparently it was OK, because I had many responses,…

My ex should have had one of those! :laugh: Thank you for the gut laugh!

Working at Zayres as a teen, a lady returned a dress. As I showed her the tag that said KMart, I gently explained she would have to go there. She whined, "But the bus doesn't run there!" :laugh:

At a hotel with full kitchen "do not sit on stove top while hot" Oh OK, cuz I was going to ask my guest to sit there for dinner!

How is it the cigarette's fault if someone catches something on fire with it? Umm duh it is hot and burning, it will catch something on fire. So if someone falls asleep with a cigarette and burns their house down, the cigarette company should pay for the costs? UMM NO. How about wild fires started from idiots who just toss…

Amanda, Sorry, I did not mean it in that way at all! I always wish every one a lovely or nice day and honeslty mean it. Very Low Calorie Diet = VLCD :flowerforyou: Jeannine

Hi! I had to move some stuff around because, as I stated,per the Guidelines VLCD are not encouraged. If someone quoted the post, I removed it or any reference. http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines Honeslty, I do the best I can as a 5 yr member and volunteer to give back. Any reference to very low calorie diet is…

Amateurs Try YEARS............yes years.......like uh, 4 or 5 I lost count :sad: I am really surprised I dont look like this

oh and THIS is why I am waiting to date :laugh: Honest to God I would have spit my coffee on my beautiful new Ipad if someone I didn't know wrote that to me. :laugh:

you can bold by putting a b inside [ and ] at the front and then [ / b ] at the end

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines Good Morning my MFP Friends, I have cleaned up this thread, started by our new member just asking a simple question that was new to her! MFP does NOT promote any type of VLCD in our forums. For that reason some of your posts were deleted, or edited to remove a post you quoted.…

I have found no one really notices what I am eating or doing at a function like this. If you are lucky, life will happen for another 50 or more years. Please enjoy the day and eat until you are happy (not full!) The bride and groom, or their families, put out a lot of money for YOUR enjoyment! Enjoy!! You can always tack…

There is always someone, huh? My mom fell asleep with a cig when she was drinking. Awoke to heavy black smoke and fire. Thank GOD we all got out safely. The first thing the neighbor said? "You should sue, a couch shouldn't burn so quickly!" My mom said "Haha, we are alive, I don't think so!"

Well if it is MY life, or that of my child, your warning label would be "Watch out for that lady behind me she will KICK YOUR AZZ if you try to hurt me" Then I would follow you around looking like this:love: :laugh:

The warning on the peanuts almost made me choke!

Oh then too! It was instinct but I shook for an hour afterwards. Also, note I left without leaving my name. :wink: I bet you would have done the same thing:love:

I confess yesterday was the least stressful holiday I have had in my entire life!

They just forgot punctuation. "Do not swallow, Sincerely The Mattress"

Completely agree. Because of this coffee and hot chocolate makers have to be checked all the time, those coils break and over heat I mean 10k in medical bills indicates she had skin grafts, etc. I once watched as a small boy reached up to the bar in a ski resort and poured the cup down his ski bibs. Because of that lawsuit…

That started with an elderly lady in a McDonald. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants The fact she had over $10 k in med bills in 1994 makes me wonder how hot it was. It made for some great Seinfeld episodes :tongue:

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:noway: I have to share this with my daughter. She is a nurse in a dr office:laugh:

AMEN! We really are a litigious society.

:laugh: My I fav is " this coffee is hot". Sure as hell better be! Of course I'm an insurance adjuster so I know why they are there and there are bars on my 2nd story apt. Some dumbazz burned themselves on hot coffee then jumped out the window! Then sued anyone they could. Now don't forget to takes the kid out of the…

Oh and this. So this! Running Wild made me jog for 15minutes around the bldg to be sure the shoes were right for me!

I trained with c25k and finally made my mile. I was so excited I forgot my cool down! The Next day I Couldn't walk upstairs. Scared me so bad I thought really I messed up my knees forever. I literally had to walk backwards down the stairs in order to get out of the theater I was in. The reason I'm writing this is because…