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REAL is better! As to the other matter: A proposal WITH a stipulation?? ... Seriously?!?!

An epiphany would be good ... It would be better than the bluntforcetrauma of your physician saying you have [diabetes, high blood pressure, obesity, heart disease, morbid obesity]. You can't choose which one to insert here because it is a gamble of fate which one will happen. But if you choose not to do something about…

Salmonella poisoning brings rapid weight loss ... but its quite uncomfortable. No. I wouldn't advise it.:noway:

"I DON'T WANT TO EAT THAT CRAP! My body is a temple! Do you know what that white flour does to a colon? The egg and cheese does to arteries? Know that those chips are nothing but calories, grease and salt? And the soda is nasty carbonated sugar syrup? Why would you put that in front of me? DO YOU HATE ME?"

To all those who do not know the difference between an admiring look and a lingering predatory look that makes your skin crawl; there is a difference. Also, lets all look at the context. Hay River, NT has a population of appx 3,600 people and an average daily high temperature of 36ºF. In colder climates it is not customary…

Do something - even if it is wrong. Waiting for the right conditions to do things right will simply postpone forever. Do something - even if it is WRONG. Drop the excuses and start taking action. Do something - EVEN IF IT IS WRONG! If you're moving in the wrong direction, make a course correction, but you ARE moving. DO…

You are all crazy! I want to join the fellowship! And hi! I call dibs on being Fredegar Bolger!

WAIT! STOP! BACK IT UP! Just looked at your pics and realized what happened. You are a GOOD looking young woman. This guy was trying to be nice, but got all tounge-tied and beffuddled when he realized he had finally turned up the courage to talk to you! Yah, he's a goober, but he was too gormed to stop his mouth. I bet he…

:noway: A smeghead like that deserves a reply that is just as rude and juvenile. Repeat this until you've memorized it and have it ready for the attack: F*** you, You f***ing f***!

Robitussen and Budweiser. uhh. I don't remember the 90's.

MARRY AND REPRODUCE

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Whooo! Giiiiirrrrllll! Can I have yo' numba?

Beer and pizza! yah.:drinker:

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Peanut butter and women!

Epic pipe hitter achievement! I'm rooting for you! Next quantum step is obese down to overweight. You can do it!

peanut butter

coffee.

UK and US. Separated by a common language. Hah!

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Stretch marks. I'm proud of mine. I'll show them to you if you show me yours. :blushing: Breast implants. Don't need 'em. I got man-boobs more impressive than Jennifer Lawrence. I can make mine wink! :laugh:

Go see your doctor!!! and switch from a weight loss diet to a maintenance diet immediately!!!

http://www.exercise4weightloss.com/calorie-intake.html

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The MINIMUM recommended calorie intake for a grown man is 1500 cal/day. Less than that is a starvation diet. http://www.livestrong.com/article/310517-minimum-amount-of-calories-needed-per-day-to-survive/

115lbs achieved......physical and sporty lifestyle.....ACTIVATE!

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