jkowula

Had my gall bladder out like 5 years ago, best thing that ever happened! And they give you morphine!! Yippee....

Hallelujah for Jalapenos!!!

I am very confident I could do it... in an automobile accident!

I am pretty quick for a fat guy.. when the police are in pursuit!

148.. I'm not good at this!

Most likely to rock a catwoman outfit!

These are awesome and gives my FAT HEAD hope!

Franks hot sauce is all that is missing!

Southern USA all the way!

@Delovelybella - Hi there jkowula, your cute for an OLD FART! @neutralmilkho - Will that be the 4GB or 8GB stick of RAM?

Hey wait a minute. Butt photos are offensive to me... DO NOT SEND ME YOUR BUTT PHOTOS GIRLS!

And if there was a like button on here, you would get mine for your name alone!

<<<< Desperate for *kitten* photos!

Actually you can reverse that really quick by posting a *****in' *kitten* photo!

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!

I fail to equate *kitten* pic with desperate? Can OP explain that to me? I know I am a dumb *kitten*, does that make me desperate too?

<<<<<<<< slightly mentally unstable

<<<<<<<< Total Weirdo!

MMMM COOKIES!

Tie her to the bed and tickle her to death with feathers.

Holy ****,, where do you live? Alberta here, 1.16 / liter.

He will need to fill out a model release form for that!

That seriously made me smile today.. Thank you! PS... I guess I have been hiding under a rock...

Man it is so nice to see that I am not the only one out here who struggles with this. I need.. yes need my whisky on Friday or Saturday nights. This is not really an option for me. Ya maybe I need to take step 1, but I am not ready to admit I have a problem. I just don't see the weekends any other way. If I don't drink I…

I haven't got any yet.. so sad... :-(

@ beernpizza Sure, because of the name! PS.. the two above me.... Amazing on the weight loss!!!

Killer job dude! Stories like this help me keep going...

Awesome, how is the self gratification coming along? :-)

That is basically my point in a round about way.

Point taken...