jkowula

12 Bowel Moments in a day? That sounds awesome!!!

Yes, but it SUCKS!

C'mon you guys! Logic does not work for "Boyfriend Help".. Geez, just tell the girl what she wants to hear, not what she should hear! Man, Freakin' internet forums!!! OP - Everything in life is about you! You make sure he knows that, he cannot think for himself because it affects you.. Now go do what you want to do...

Needs to clean that room!

"I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants!"

House of 1000 Corpses. Um... gotta go!

As a guy who is happily married to a teacher.. Two things... 1. Don't marry a teacher! 2. Yahoo, the best time of year for me.. Now she has to get outta bed before me again!

Anthrax

Cause I'm FKN ugly!

Hookers and Blow! And that thing with the bowling ball. Sorry!

I have been away for a few months. I figured summer, ah I am not going to sweat it. I gained 8 pounds back. I accepted that I would. I did however give myself a hard deadline to get this back on track again. I am 5 days in and doing great. I guess the moral of the story is.. Just enjoy your weekend and don't worry about…

Big meanie! The pic is a disguise...

Weed can sometimes cure that? :-) Just Kidding.. I think...

Are you in Colorado or Washington State where Pot is legal? Sounds paranoid to me, everyone looking at me funny.?? What are they thinking about me? Now it's a non issue? Just sayin'.

My name is Earl

Nice! and killer pic with Jerry!!!

and make a bacon samich for me!

OK, that is seriously hilarious.. and I don't really even know what that means...

Talk - Action = Nothing

What "finger" are you really concerned with? :-)

Sexy Male (In my own mind) 45 5' 10" and 3/4 SW - 254.4 CW - 233.3 GW - 208

I set out a path of rose pedals and chocolates down the hall to our bedroom where I placed a new vacuum cleaner with a big red bow on it!

Meth Cooker

Fellow Canadian.. of course.

Suicidal Tendencies

Napalm Death