rockangel8907 Member

Someone has their sassy pants in a bunch! So you can dish it out but can't take it? Try again when YOU get a sense of humor.

Soup, bread, wine, cheese

Had a guy who I was in love with start getting very distant, started spending a lot of time at a strip club then he told me he needed time to get his life together....translation he wanted to date a stripper who treated him like *kitten* rather than someone who loved him. He got his heart ripped out and stompped on and…

I know this, but so many people do not choose to educate themselves and think fresh= healthy and low cal. Which Panera food is not all fresh, the soups are bagged and the panninis are premade. To someone who has educated themselves they will know that Panera foods are high cal, but to the general public Panera = healthier…

I asked a guy to dance in middle school, he said yes took me to the middle of the floor then made a huge scene about how I was disgusting and no one would want to be with me and I should just die. Or the time I was at a dance and I was doing the chacha slide and the *kitten* of my pants split.

I hit the same weight, lost 70 lbs, started school and gained back 30 in 2 1/2 years. Trying to lose 50# now.

Panera is not much better than any other fast food places. They have a Italian sandwich with over 1100 Cals. The salads and brothy soups aren't bad but the sandwiches are incredibly high calorie.

24 no kids, will have to find a man who isn't repulsed by me first.

Words of affirmation, physical touch, quality time.

Punkinbutt

Atlantis, the Sunken city, not the resort in the Bahamas

Probably shouldn't trust them in a cupcake zombie apocolypse

Moist

I'll take a wine spritzer and a fruit cup I have the #*&! I make the rules Real men don't use condoms You know how I said we used protection? Yeah, I lied, good luck with that

Someday I hope to find a guy like this!

um no....it was 10 years and I have matured a wee bit since then. The point was that anyone can make anything online, but the cleanse has probably liquified your brain a bit

Well when I was 13 I found a site where you could "marry" a celeb and even got a real authentic fake marriage license. I was Mrs. Josh hartnett, still am since he never fake annulled the fake marriage. Maybe they found a site like that. Or made a fake certificate on their 2001 word document ;)

If its just the tip it doesn't count

When I can still smell his cologne after he leaves on my clothes/ sheets or wearing one of his sweatshirts and still being able to smell him.

I always offer to pay, and if he foots the bill the next date which is normally more chill I like to surprise him with bringing dinner. One of my favorite dates is just ordering a bunch of Chinese and sitting on the couch watching bad tv and talking....no dressing up, no going out, plus its easier should you want to go…

Most likely to break hearts

Beautiful dangerous- Slash featuring Fergie. Or Maybe We're Already Gone or There And Back Again by Daughtry

I got hit on by some guys who made my life hell on hs because I had lost so much they didn't recognise me.

Top 3rd....I like the pose very the rock-esque

Yes! Then yes to seconds and thirds

One nighter

This... A guy who can make me laugh until I can't breathe anymore and I'm clapping like a Drunk seal. A guy who isn't afraid to be a little weird with me.. Slightly dorky, shaggy hair, great eyes, tall, muscular build but not too muscular, tattoos, piercings... Or a guy could just pick up a bass guitar and lay down a…

@norminv Chest....RAwr!

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A bad joke? My sex life. Or lack there of.