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Edit due to not worth a strike. It's fairly obvious you don't understand the point. Go on home little boy.
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Probably so I can creep his pics
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I do that every day :) It's nice.
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No.
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No.
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The Human Centipede 1 and 2.
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Just break up.
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To oversimplify it, fill up on veggies, then have your protein and carbs.
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Notice how not one woman is surprised...
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uhh...
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I grew up in Lancaster, PA. It's pronounced lan-kiss-ter Easiest way to figure out if someone is local or not.
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You'd have to pay me to keep my clothes on... whoever is below me.
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Yes.
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1200 is almost enough for dinner most nights...
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You're required to rage quit at your 1000th post, to unlock the ability to post up to 2000.
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I'll show you.
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Only if you're the little spoon.
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Carry some eggs with you on your run. Hit her car with them. Fill balloons with something sticky like syrup. Hit her car with them.
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Is that because you spent all of your money on rip-off shakes and can't afford new bras? Or a different kind of shake-ology, which still entails needing new bras? :laugh:
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I log exercise as 1 calorie burned. I'm using TDEE, so I'm not using "MFP the way it is designed"... a lot of people don't. It's still a great tool for tracking food and activity. ETA: if you're worried about calorie overestimation, try only eating 1/2 calories back, but make sure your net calories are above your BMR
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Transvestite Bachelor Party Stripper
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Sole, because he will constantly be under your foot
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it's ok to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feeeeeelins...
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does it.... grind your gears?
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This, but the version in my head from the books...
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Purple.
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I had a carnival-won goldfish that lived his life in fear... but he lived for YEARS. His name was Bait. Now I've got a sweetheart of a pitbull who I think accidentally hurt a fly once trying to play with it.
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Weighted squats. Fill in the volume lost by losing fat with muscle.
