mcflat29 Member

Last one for me today I know you're singing the Batman theme...

Too Funny

After a really bad break up with my last ex, I was sitting with my mom and SIL just venting.... Me: "I just want my Prince Charming..." My mom: "Oh honey, Cinderella wasn't fat." :noway: :grumble: She did apologize saying it just popped out but Jesus, really?? At my lowest point... :mad:

I logged my "lunch" today and then remembered to eat it an hour later :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Honestly, I typed it all in to make sure it was a balanced meal and then forgot to go in the kitchen and put it together. :blushing:

Honesty in advertising... it does exist! :laugh: :laugh:

I know Christmas is past, but still funny

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The reason treadmills don't have an eject button.... but should.

When I was in shape (the look I'm trying to get back to), I had the hourglass and the bones. I've got a generous bone structure. I know, I've seen the bone scan. (Picture Wolverine with all that metal in there, it's thick) I still have an hourglass but I call it my fat hourglass, little too much sandbagging. haha My…

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I hope you smacked him!! When you're logging your meal at the restaurant and the waitress walking by stops to ask, "Oh are you on MFP? Is that meal in there? Do you need the nutrient info?" :wink: :love: (PS: I now love my local Pub even more...) :drinker:

:laugh: :laugh: This would be really funny with someone else's gripe about people logging their sexual activities as exercise. :noway: :laugh: :laugh: Whatever helps ya kristizzzle. You can do it!

:happy: Very true. Too each their own. I'll level with you all. I asked my Doctor because the topic was a hectic one among me and my friends at all fitness levels. He said pretty much the same thing as above. And I can break a sweat attacking my house cleaning and my vacuum weighs a ton! He said to listen to your body. And…

:laugh: I wouldn't log it since it's no one's business, but it can burn calories. :laugh: And it does get your heart rate up... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

When you start to have a conversation with a random stranger and realize they were on their bluetooth... When you get caught arguing out loud with yourself in the grocery aisle...

Probably why it runs right through.... My friends and I have a joke that Taco Bell doesn't count as cheating on your diet because it doesn't stay in your system long enough to count. Needless to say, we don't eat there a lot. LOL

Understood, but given it has so many forms (silica I mean) I'm not going to trust some profit-hungry company to use the form that's safe. I'd rather have the kind in the natural foods than shake some unknown on my plate. I'm also a big non-fan of artificial sweeteners, I just use real sugar in moderation.

Hmm, I'm trying to get all my friends on MFP... A few of them have joined me. I think if I party, I'll go out with them and we'll designate one person as the sober MFP Logger. She'll take our phones and keep track of our drinks... Could work... :bigsmile:

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I would love to do P90X. My Significant Other got it for both of us to try a couple years ago. I couldn't even pass the fitness test and my doctor said, "Don't you dare!" He stuck with it for awhile while I did lighter workouts. We both lost weight, he looked fantastic and nothing is sexier than watching your honey do a…

My mom was looking at that (she's all kinds of fad diet crazy) so I pulled it down and read the ingredients. Silica, really?? Crystalline silica is an abundant mineral in the earth's crust. It occurs in several forms, the most common being quartz. Quartz is a common component of sand. Not to mention a form of Silica is…

Nah, turns out we just had a different term for the same thing. He thought "soulmate" was a lovey dovey fiction thing Disney and romance novels were selling. I meant finding the one person you could love forever and I am his one person he can love forever -he admitted it- It was the awkward moment that led to the awkward…

The person you think is your soulmate randomly says they don't believe in soulmates.... D'oh

:grumble: Oh I HATE that one!! "I saw this REALLY cute outfit that would look great on you, but you'd have to lose 15lbs..." Really??? :huh: