BaneOfMFPsExistence

Did you know that if you were to do that, the MFP software will flag your account, and reduce your connection to the server by 90%, so that the pages load slower than if you were using a dial-up connection? True story. Guess how I know.

Is everyone's MFP running slower than f***, or does MFP just hate me specifically?

Why are kids always eating, and yelling, and pooping? GAH!

Continuing the soliloquy... What about me screams "submissive," thereafter?

Am I more Gorilla-ee or more Bane-ish?

How many calories are in that?

lol.. you called me Bane... haha.. C'mere. K?

Why are only 3% of your total question posts actually "questions?"

(I apologize in advance. I just can't pass it up.) Did you know that Dawn likes her salad, tossed?

What about me screams "beggar," exactly?

Yes. Why did you use a crayon to write your essay?

Um. Duh?

Insult... to injury? Really? F'n REALLY?

Why are you not paying attention to my e-pitty-party? I want an iDivorce.

Is it wrong that I'm still glad you got it?

From you?

God I hate you. K?

Yessssss?

Nooooooo?

Who's yer daddy?

Suck it?

Na gonna haapin'?

Really?

Mine?

Seriously?

Was it?

And how is THAT changing the subject?

Has anyone asked the diaper?

I'll change topics... So... Why are people compelled to "put me in my place" on forum strings? Are they not aware that such behavior will likely end badly... for them?

On Monday? No. Not in my contract.