BaneOfMFPsExistence

...OR... the government hates awesomeness. (kidding)

Ha. That made me laugh.

ARE there?

I see your point, but that's analogous to condemning you for sending an email, rather than handwriting a letter and personally walking 800 miles to deliver it to the recipient... ...Which would likely be met with a stonemason saying, " A REAL MAN would chisel the message into granite, then walk that slab of rock 800 miles,…

I'm rather sick of everything-under-the-sun being banned.. or at least the attempts, thereof. I don't understand why everyone feels compelled to "save me" from... everything.

Hot for granny panties? Yes.

Granny panties?

Sensitive? F you. No, I just figured I offended you somehow. I do that sometimes.

OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH! Sorry. Forgive me? Now, F yourself.

Does her Master count?

You want pictures?

Did she just call me an ab *kitten*?

I am? I don't strike you as somewhat of a Gorilla?

Um, ew?

Gah, why are you smothering me? (haha)

Did you not get the memo? You're mine.

Um, pursuant the title, wouldn't the Question own the Only?

Is it grammatically ironic that you asked that question, whilst forgetting to close your sentence with a question mark?

Are you not aware that I AM 157% SURE I'M NOT THE FATHER?

Why must you always use the wrong verb?

Freud much?

Didn't Maury say I'm NOT the father?

Depends. Is she hot?

What is this "child support," of which you speak?

None of them are mine, right?

Really? That's your response to that?

Am I technically "new?"

Ever wish you had the ability to tell someone "no," when you clearly, clearly can't?

Do you think this is a roll of quarters in my pocket?

Is it really?