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Well spotted, alot don't know what it is even when presented with a photo lol. Its the 1800Ti, only about 60 or 70 left on the roads in Britain... get some great looks when its on the road, so many people have never seen one :smile:

Don't do too much too soon, you don't want to burn out. You and your body can't do everything.

I bought a convertable 2 seater sports car in September and it hasn't stop raining since :ohwell:

Hiya, Northener living in the Midlands here :smile:

A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off. A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and…

My mate just said, "What's your favourite mythical creature?" I said, "Those happy women in Tampax adverts."

Leeds lad born and bred here :smile:, but for my sins I'm currently living in the midlands.

100% of which bit of the turkey? and does it mention mechanically reclaimed meat?

Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory." Peter came fifth and won a toaster.

There were three blondes stuck on an island and they had been there for a few days, when they stumbled across a magical lamp. One of the blondes rubs the lamp and sure enough a genie pops out and offers to grant each of them a wish. The first blonde says, "Make me smart so I can think of a way to get off this island." He…

Why do Christians eat pork?

Most? Like you found more than one person who had a liking for warm fruit shuffles?

Tenacious D's Devil in Tribute :devil:

A blonde walks into a chemist and asks for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist explains to the woman that they don't sell it. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this chemist on a regular basis for years and would like some more. "Do you have the container it came in?" asks…

I was lying in bed with my blonde girlfriend last night when she said, "I think my boobs are too small, I'm going to get a boob job." "Hmm," I replied, "my hands are too small... what do you think I should do?" "Do you want a hand job?" She's a keeper.

David Gilmour - Pink Floyd Comfortably Numb or John Frusciante - do I really need to name any? oh ok then ... Under the bridge, Scar tissue, Otherside, californication, Dani California....

Bacon shoes?

Snarfy

Bacon Salt ... makes everything taste of bacon mmmmmm

I don't spank my kids as I've found alot more effective ways of punishment than beating them. As a side note, the youngest actually likes it lol ... while she was still inside she moved about alot and to settle her down we used to tap her bum till she moved into a more comfortable position, well this seems to have carried…

oh golly just because I don't have an imaginary friend someone would feel the need to pray to their imaginary friend for me?

Highly corruptible .. I was always my mates idea to do that silly thing :smokin:

for taking a poop in the frozen food isle

I'm a good boy, no leather, tattoos, motorbikes, sex, drugs or rock'n'roll going on here :smile:

Cheers will it was great fun, powering out of a hairpin up hill on full throttle front wheel just lifting, the track is on the coast so the hill drops away 1/2 way along the straight and you feel like your going out too sea :D Cliffy - the guitar .. you play or just look cool with it :smile:

Pinup

So is yours

I've lost lots of years along the way lol