EmpressOfJudgment Member

Thanks for the invite, Steve! I look forward to keeping up with your good advice here.

Haha! You know you need a new job when they send you to India to train the new guys. You know it's time to get a new computer when ________________________.

2 gypsies sleeping on the couch, The Mickey Mouse Club music blaring on the stereo on repeat, all while baby circus elephants raid your refrigerator. You know it's time to take out the trash when ____________________.

Oooh, baby. I love when onions get me going.

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You both are amazing! So is everyone in this thread. I'm in awe.

I was thinking I wanted to do a marathon of the trilogy yesterday when I was posting stuff on fb about the new Hobbit movie. I'm totally geeked for it! She is!?! I love you even more now. I didn't think that was possible.

That is really cool! Let us know how he does and how he liked it! My best story is nowhere near that good. I'd have to say it was the Soldier Field 10 mile race. I ran it several years ago. It ends on the 50 yard line of the football stadium and you can see yourself on the big jumbotron as you finish. Kinda neato.

Don't let it bug you too much. Everyone has the right to make their experience here their own. I can sort of understand where she is coming from. From the opposite perspective, I have a difficult time relating to people who only need to lose a few pounds. However, it was a ****ty way to go about it. Don't let it get under…

I've got tons of freckles! This time of year my shoulders are completely covered in them. Usually, guys tell me they like my freckles. I'd be surprised to hear a guy say, "I'd date her, but she's got freckles."

I have that! I hate cleaning it though.

Do you think gluten free bread will work?

Old news. The problem is people don't read before they post. I've been guilty of that too. I'm just pointing out the obvious.

Am I the butch or the b*tch in this marriage? I need to know so I can respond appropriately.

Guys. She's gone now. You can stop giving her advice.

Ye dirty bird. I cain't resist ye charms. Nor ye blunderbuss. Pass ye spiced rum, bucko.

Next time LEAD wit the hot carls. That will never fail you.

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Arrrrr, keep yer stinkin' filthy mind off a my pirate's booty, matey. I be saving it til marriage, you scallywag.

I know what you mean, honey. I dance around naked in front of my boyfriend and then he tries to grab my boobs. It's so frustrating for me. He knows I don't like being touched.

Fantastic!! I'm inspired by your success!

Where are all the GILFs!?! Dammit.

Wow. This just ruined my day.

Not random. Love ya, riot grrl! :drinker:

This is what my bf says all the time. He always says when women waste money on manicures and pedicures we are doing it to impress other women. He says to me all the time, "Men couldn't give a *kitten* less about what color nail polish you have on your toes."

Exactly the same. We are lucky.

Yes, she's gorgeous. I will marry her.

Impossible. You must be hitting on the wrong ladies. I only date smart guys. It's a rule.

I used to be a nerd lover. Now I'm with an intellectual jock. I have the best of both worlds.

I don't really think I have any mistakes. I sometimes wonder if my life would be better if I had done things differently. But my experiences, good and bad, make me who I am. And I like who I am. None of my "mistakes" are things that can't be undone, so I have no regrets. Sorry I was too lazy to read other people's…