EmpressOfJudgment Member

This place would be super boring without at least a little bit of inappropriateness. Never look for appropriate on the internet. If you want appropriate, join Weight Watchers. It's in your church's basement every Wednesday night.

I agree with the person who said both genders could use some work on having manners. Just because I allow someone to hold the door open for me that doesn't mean I'm setting the feminism movement back 40 years. On the other hand, I don't demand ridiculous things such as my man opening and closing the car door for me and…

What person here hasn't received the penis picture friend request? Haven't we all?

Amazing! You are such a beautiful inspiration!

Congratulations on your success thus far! mmmmmmm margaritas...

Interesting read. I've just recently gotten seriously back into strength training. This article makes me think I'm doing things right this time. Thanks for sharing!

MFP meetups are not at all like Weight Watcher meetings. Unless people grope each other at Weight Watcher meetings now.

She makes me tingly. I love smart sexy girls.

He said you were lucky? He sounds like a real *kitten*.

You are an inspiration, kiddo! xoxo

Hahaha!! Another perfect example of the importance of music in our lives. We have all experienced this.

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Yeah, if sex isn't that important to you and you don't care of you marry someone who is potentially terrible/boring in the sack, this is the way to land righteous man. You can have self-respect and still have sex before marriage. Also, I don't think the OP said anything about looking for a husband. She just wanted to have…

You look fantastic! Thanks for the inspiration!

Why hasn't anyone thought of this before now?

Bazinga!

It's all so clear now, isn't it?

Really? Gay men only like plastic boobs? And what does "in a natural way" mean? I'm naive. I need explanations. Also, can you tell me if it is normal for a gay guy to ask a girl over to snuggle and mess around? Inquiring minds want to know.

This is true for me. And I know a lot of people who put on weight when they got comfortable in a relationship.

Hmm. I've made out with gay men. They like kissing. Many of them also like to feel boobs.

unless you like sexy transvestites, old saggy naked hippies, middle aged unattractive women's sex toy parties, and naughty poetry night with grandma. Then it's titillating viewing. (pun intended)

Haha! *sigh* It's no fun being a smart *kitten* when you have to tell people you are just being a smart *kitten*. I am so far from naive. I'd explain how that's true, but this isn't a private NC17 forum.

Well, if it's on TV it has to be true! ;) Also, regarding Real Sex, that show is rarely as sexy as I want it to be. Kind of like nude beaches.

Where is the proof of this? Besides Julia Roberts movies, how many of you have experienced hookers?

Kissing is awesome. Maybe his beard is hiding a weird lip deformity he doesn't want her to know about. Or maybe his wife was sleeping in his beard. He didn't want to wake her.

I think they learned this watching Pretty Woman. Kissing is most personal. It's ok to share your sexy bits with everyone, but not your mouth. Well, you can put your mouth anywhere on them BUT their mouth. That's how it works. Makes perfect sense, right?

Oh yeah! I gave up perfume and strongly scented soaps about 6 months ago when I realized they were a major trigger.

^^^^ THIS Caffeine, wine, and dehydration are huge causes for me. Lately, I've noticed citrus fruits also set me off. The idea of a diary is to see a pattern. It will take time to see what your triggers are. Everyone isn't the same.

"Come to my place at 11:30."

Oh, the horror!! Pretty Woman is just a gateway movie. Soon he will be watching hardcore Lifetime movies and he will cry all the time.