EmpressOfJudgment Member

You got a purdy mouth.

It is annoying. I abused it today. I feel shame.

Pee-Wee, is that you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk

I was rude. I'm sorry. Everyone send me a friend request.

He did it on purpose. Not a typo. It was my mistake that I didn't get the joke.

How are we supposed to have a good relationship based on misspellings and lies about whether or not said misspellings were intentional. I feel like I don't even know you anymore since our relationship started 3 pages ago. And you called me "it." No one has called me an "it" since elementary school. You're telling me to…

But you aren't insecure about it, so it's cool. I'm also guessing you aren't going to make repetitive lame jokes about suicide.

Oh how cute. You threw in a comment about having a Masters degree so we wouldn't think you really didn't know how to spell. At which university did you study? I want to make sure I don't go there when I start in the fall.

So what if someone wants control over their friend list. I get all sorts of FRs that I deny. I don't click ignore and feel a sense of power. I do it because I don't need 500 friends here. I'm not insecure or collecting. I don't want to waste my time here wading through a newsfeed full of crap to get to the valuable posts.…

You could have yourself shot or you could just check dictionary.com next time you want to start a new thread using a word you've heard before in a romantic comedy starring Drew Barrymore or Julia Roberts, but have never actually seen in print. I'd suggest the latter. It's less messy.

Thank you for acknowledging my sick sense of humor.

Back atcha, babe.

You miss giving your ex BJ's? I'm missing some piece of the puzzle here.

Also, has anyone mentioned that the word is "unrequited" not "unrequented?" I'm not sure what unrequented means.

Wow. People are so sensitive. Feeling a deep sense of rejection because a stranger on the internet denied your friend request? What a sad, sad pretend world we live in. Buck up, little soldier. The real world is a rough place. Put on a helmet and a brave smile and go about your day.

Cleaning out the secret stiff socks from under his dresser, of which I wasn't supposed to know.

I need the one liners to make this thread worth my while. Also, my boyfriend now says "Steve Perry" too. He isn't even on here.

Do I get a troll badge? Or is there a special secret handshake?

Beautiful.

Exactly like that. Is this what you call thread derailment? Am I a troll?

I've also done it a few times in the past with Lightroom, but some people use it for every picture. It sort of ruins the effect if everyone is doing it. It's the new black and white. You want to think you are an artsy fartsy photographer? Use instagram.

I don't understand whats so great about instagram. Ok, it makes your pictures look aged and washed out. Ok, I get it. You can stop posting pictures now. You aren't an artist.

Anyone saying that Obama's comments are dividing the country needs to rethink that statement. Dividing it how? Dividing the racists from the non-racists? It's a fact that black people, hispanics, Muslim and "Muslim looking" people are still discriminated against every day. To say "what about white people?" is completely…

Yesterday, my boyfriend said I had calves like popeye's arms.

It's just a damn shame that in the year 2012 African-American men and teens still have to constantly think about what they are wearing, saying, and doing just so that people don't make snap judgments that they are dangerous criminals. I was sick to my stomach when I heard about Trayvon Martin. I work in a school that is…

Yes to this. I think you should mind your own business, personally. Maybe smoke a joint and relax a little.

My boyfriend doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. Well, maybe just one. The only romantic guy I ever dated was also romancing 4 other girls at the same time. I guess my "tough broad" thing attracts guys who don't have softer sides.

Looking good! Keep up the great work!

So it's like a turducken for people with a sweet tooth.

I don't like labels. I live by the idea of the sexual spectrum. One end is totally 100% straight and the other is totally 100% homo. I think, unless someone is asexual, they fall somewhere along the spectrum. I think it's rare to be one of the extremes. I definitely am sexually attracted to girls, although, most of my…