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Stuck my wick in everything that moves.
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Too skinny. Daddy likes some cushion for the pushin.
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I was a SLOW typer.
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Size queen
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was a biter
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Fed chocolate to my dog.
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@Spnneil06 ... yes, @sw33tp3a11 ... I am now
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No. Do you have a dog?
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Insisted she rode the school bus since she was an undercover cop posing as a student.
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Acted like a 12 year old when her birth certificate CLEARLY showed she was 13.
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Didn't like pudding.
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Dipped me repeatedly in chocolate frosting.
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Cheated on me
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Insisted we eat tator tots after sex.
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Was intimidated by my amazing nun chuck skills.
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Threatened to blow my cover as a mob informant!
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Has never traveled internationally
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Is a dude.
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Insisted we have ADULT RELATIONS on Hello Kitty sheets.
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Has a lower back tattoo with the words EXIT ONLY
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Took too long to get to the Big O
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Gave me a venereal disease.
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The only Tom I know is the MySpace guy.
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Marilyn Monroe was a 3. Did you ever see her hips?
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https://www.fitbit.com/user/24WPNR Looking for friends!
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@keith0373 No. Not a camper here. HYE ate a possum?
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@JenNicole11 No. Thought about killing them, but never putting them in the pound. HYE met a celebrity?
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@keith0373 Yes! I begged my wife for a bathroom with white walls and concrete floor and no decorations! HYE pooped anywhere but the toilet?
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LOL @ deflate-riots!
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@RachelStidd. I am very charming! It works to my advantage.
