alex215 Member

How much are the listing fees?

Do you think anyone would buy these? They are all made out of pipe cleaners and range from 6 to 12 inches.

I was thinking about selling some stuff on there. I make pipe cleaner sculptures and thought i could make a few bucks off of them. But I wasn't sure if people would actually buy them.

"your friend paid me 5 bucks to ask you to be my girlfriend....so now i feel bad, here is the 5 bucks...lets break up now...ok?" true story. well i was in 5th grade, but its still true.

Janeane Garofalo

when she cut my toenails.

have you recently lost a small object that vibrates?

if you have nice boobs your son is lucky.

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!?!

probably not.

oh yeah and download CCleaner, and Malwarebytes and run them once in a while and that should keep your computer running nice and smooth.

Microsoft Security Essentials.

I like big fat ugly women...so that when they leave me i don't feel so bad.

damn i have been doing this all wrong i have been trying to lose weight but in reality all i have to do is start to practice foot binding!

Oops... I'm sorry I didnt realize you were so sensitive. I apologize if I hurt your feelings.

enough money to buy quality beer.

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Zombies like to take pictures in their bathrooms too! Zombie love <3 Drunk zombie

pay off any debt and invest the rest.

never mind....wrong kind of booby. :(

do you know if they have showered recently? Because that is really a huge deciding factor when it comes to kissing of the butt.

OH NO!!! they are getting divorced!?! but their wedding was so beautiful!!

Awesome! very original!

you guys are going to be a popular house!

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