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Boobs.

I do believe, that is indeed what she said.

I can't read.

Speaking of "targets..." ...You are now mine. Just an FYI. How long did it take you to create that lil tidbit of "awesomeness?"

Whenever I see a tattoo in an "intimate" location... the following questions go through my mind... A. "Why is she drawing attention to this body part?" ..and.. B. "Who was her intended audience?" ...and... C. "Why does it now burn when I pee?"

Who else feels a strike a-brewin'? Men: Valentine's is NOT about flowers and candy... http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/891436-men-valentine-s-is-not-about-flowers-and-candy

Should we talk about bunnies and rainbows real quick-like?

Your computer hates p*ssy? That's racist.

Probably. She'll have to start another one using proper grammatical structure. (OH NO HE DIH-NT...) You can't see Greg's giant p*ssy?

It's actually me finding the "capture image" button when I take a picture with my webcam. True story. Cal... The fact that it looks like your boob is shooting a brown laser beam.

How many can I get in, in less than 15 seconds... "Wow Greg, your p*ssy is huge! What are you feeding it?" "What is your p*ssy staring at, exactly?" "Does your p*ssy look smaller if you shave it?" "Do you often leave your p*ssy laying on the floor like that?" "What is that smell? When was the last time your washed your…

For smiling.

For your overuse of clothing.

Porn. Duh?

Do you know he had me at "arrrrrrg?"

Only Greg. He's my heart. Does that make me sound gay? hahaha

Moi?

Because it goes with my whole "big and scary" motif?

Black. Everyday (mostly). See?

I typically wear black every day. True story. Wanna see?

Would posting such a thing get me my first strike on this account?

I call him... Gigantopuss.

What do I get out of the deal?

NONE! WTF?

This images causes so many jokes to come to mind, that I actually get dizzy...

You approve? I figured it was time. This account is long overdue to get banned. haha.

I thought the rumor was that Icey serves waffles neckid, no?

Yes. I'm addicted to the e-booty. Is that also sad?

I know, right? Is this impressive? Or sad?

I do have a bridge to sell you. In my pants. Did you guys know that I've been criticized for not saying good-bye? Therein, please allow me to express my overwhelming condolement pursuant my fading disposition toward the evening's events. I will privately weep for the vacancy left in my soul as per the absence of this…