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A smile

Chinese language cds

Long list, in fact what isn't :smile:

Hi my name is David and I am a cake a holic

Who are you calling a tart :tongue:

Probably just water weight, make sure you are staying hydrated. You get rid of water weight by drinking more.

Brussels sprouts makes me hurl

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Actuall for a kitten that would be 一只小猫

一只猫

Mew too

They make my legs look sexy :laugh:

A quark and a lepton walked into a bar . . .

I think I predate you, been programming and playing D&D since the late '70s

My favorite apple is the MacBook Pro with retina display

你好！ What, no fragrant meat?

Well, this changes things a little :) When I want a bar for travelling it needs to be one that does not melt on me. In that case the extra carbs may not be bad since you are burning the calories. In that case if I am looking for something light I like the luna toasted nut and cranberry bar. If I am going hiking and need…

Add another vote to pure protein bars. I spent years looking at nutritional labels and trying different bars. These are by far the best I have ever run across for both taste and nutritional value. Most other bars either did not taste very well or had too many carbs. Pure Protein also makes shakes that are very high in…

Potato salad

I am a homo sapien and see no reason for further bifurcation.

I was going to suggest something like this, just put a whole bunch of stuff in a casserole and tell her it is vegetable pie, or you can just call everything questionable surprise.

Stuff like that was all over the place right after the infamous "Binders full of women" comment in the last presidential debates.

or in a binder

Nerds Я us

Don't forget he needs to know the difference between Prada and Versace and also knows how to pronounce Hermes (not the Greek god)

Nothing closet about it, I'm a total nerd.

If she tells you that there is a cask of Amontillado waiting for you in the basement then RUN out of there

A bear hug is a crushing experience

Because it is related and funny :laugh: :tongue: :wink:

This is even worse: BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes…