RNDougherty

MrsVal 26

Headstrong- Trapt

I can't stand when people make sucking noises with their teeth. I had a coworker who'd eat and then make that noise I hate by sucking the food out of her teeth. People who brag about how smart they are or their education annoy me.

I have 2 cervical ribs. I don't know how to pump gas and have always had someone do it for me, even if I have to drive across town to pick them up so they can put gas in my tannk.

Cheesecake!

Cute dimples!

sign language

Hairspray

wave

A coworker has a blog and another coworker told me about it and that I was in his blog. I was not happy he'd written about me, it was not very complimentary. Anyway at the end of the blog he says something like "she flashed her big brown eyes at me" and it just cracked me up. Now my friends make fun of me and tell me to…

ONS

Good hair

bite

Peanuts

If you want her back in your life, try again. If not continue to ignore. Cops won't do anything unless she threatens or harms you, and even then they might not do anything.

Sure, I'd date both of them. I'm easy

When my "fat clothes" became more than snug.

My mom had just gotten her eyebrows tattooed and it was darker than the natural color. When my son saw her he asked "Grandma, why are you so mad? someone gave you angry eyebrows". Another time I asked him if he wanted to go to the 99 cent store with me and he said "No mom, they have girls with mustaches at the 99 cent…

Orange juice, my son drinks it constantly.

Hehe.. I read this title as "Stop the fart bashing" Sadly, it wasn't about farts. ...ok going back to "TOPIC: most emberassing place you've ever audibly farted".

A fun, happy person

Received: Not working tomorrow, I have jury duty :cry:

Drag race

I wonder if anyone can tell I'm doing my kegels right now?

False TNP is lactose intolerant

It wasn't me it was my friend/co worker. One of her patients started coding and because she is short she prefers to get on top and straddle her patients while she does chest compressions. I was trying to work around her and push some IV meds and I somehow ended up being on the receiving end of her fart. We still laugh over…

California girl here!

I like physical touch. I give acts of service. ETA: with my ex I didn't like physical touch so much. :laugh:

a good dancer