direjohnson Member

i log chewing gum <look at me and tell me i'm wrong for doing so

c0m3 s3E me

nope. i sit at the smoothie bar and make awkward small talk with the girl making my smoothie

that's fakkin creepy

I'd let him in and never leave the house

sup baby ;)

10, would have ménage à trois with

i could help you out with that

two types of people in the world. people who say they pee in the shower and liars that being said i don't urinate in the shower

yea but clothes are against the rules

alright enough of this sex talk the best way to burn calories is with some good ol' fashioned mattress acrobatics aka sex

@steph @chocolate @catrina i think we all could have some fun together, don't you? edit: and by fun i mean some mattress acrobatics

she's probably jelly (no pun intended lol) of your body and trying to sabotage you. it's a dog eat dog world brah

@nilleah i'm beautiful baby don't worry

use a 35/30/35 carb/protein/fat split and/or keep your protein at 1g per pound of bodyweight. it'll encourage you to make better food choices because you'll be eating things like lean chicken instead of stuffing your face with carbs all day

parmcat if i was a guy, yes!! (: ....wait, what?